Written by Mr Richard

Friday, 19 October 2012

A rogue member of the secret service has shed some light on the widely held belief that Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are an item.

Ron 'Butch' Brown a twelve year veteran told reporters yesterday: 'Hell yeah they are'

He then gleefully recalled the time that he and his team were on security detail last year in DC.

'So me and digger my backup were told to wait outside a hotel room just off K street. We didn't know who was in there but we guessed it was someone important you know? Anyway twenty minutes later out comes Harry and Nancy,bold as fuckin brass they were'

They nodded a polite hello and went their separate ways.So me and digs go in the room and you will never guess what we found.Everything was in its place but in the corner of the room there it was, all the proof you could ever need. Between the bed and the little table there was a small pile of fresh vomit!

"The dirty bastards' says Digger, 'they must have been doing like dogs all this time'

Now I don't want to rush to judgment here but if you'll allow me to editorialize a little, I think digs had it spot on. Disappointing for me personally really as that Nancy has always given me the horn. Harry not so much, obviously. The thing that worries me is what is Nancy gonna do when her looks go? She's not getting any younger know what I mean?

Now I know you reporter types like hard evidence but they are too long in the tooth to leave anything concrete laying around. Sneaky fucker old Harry I can tell you.Ive probably said too much already but I retire soon so you will have to read more about it in my new book, I am thinking of calling it when Harry does Nancy!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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