Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Funny story: Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner

Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, 5 year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner, a relatively good looking, slim, hard working young man with no foul breath pr...

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Tim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays

No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes. On the other hand, no one has come forward to...

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The world's poorest president is really the richest!

Funny story: The world's poorest president is really the richest!

Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun al...

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Jill Kelley once auditioned for top role in remake of The Honorary Consul

Funny story: Jill Kelley once auditioned for top role in remake of The Honorary Consul

Tampa. Florida - The Oliver Stone-directed movie was to have featured Lebanese-born socialite and MacDill Air Force Base 'community organizer' [sic] Jill Kelley in the plum role of Clara Fortnum in a new version of the 1983 movie of the Graham Greene...

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What Belichick Never Said to Talib at Their First Meeting

Whatever did Bill Belichick say to Aqib Talib when the latest New England Patriot showed up at Gillette Stadium? When asked at his press conference, the Head Coach declined to respond. This led certain wags to speculate about the possible advice o...

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Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Funny story: Ricky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight

Lawyers for the the boxer Ricky Hatton have revealed today that they are desperately trying to fight the contract that sees him due to come out of retirement in a matter of days in a fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko. Seemingly the mancunian boxe...

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Lance Armstrong Hit by Further Problems with Drug Re-Classification

Funny story: Lance Armstrong Hit by Further Problems with Drug Re-Classification

As well as suffering the humiliation of having his 7 Tour de France titles stripped from him Lance Armstrong today suffered a further blow when the UK Government confirmed that he has been re-classified as a Class A drug. Possession of Armstrong...

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Job cuts will see City lose top spot

Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...

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Writing Team "Collins and Dutton" to Re-Unite

Funny story: Writing Team "Collins and Dutton" to Re-Unite

The widely ignored and disregarded writing partnership of "Collins and Dutton" are to re-unite based on rumours circulating the social elite. The pair famously split following a well publicised spell of alcohol fuelled arguments and violence, when...

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Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Funny story: Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...

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NASA reveals why Americans and Brits are obese

Funny story: NASA reveals why Americans and Brits are obese

NASA's global gravity survey satellite launched last month has revealed why Americans and the British are classified as becoming more obese than other nations, while continents like Africa have more skinny people. "They have mapped in fine detail...

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Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Funny story: Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...

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Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out. It is no se...

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Sweden 4 England 2: International Football Round-up

Funny story: Sweden 4 England 2: International Football Round-up

It was a bad night for England fans as their team lost their friendly match in Sweden 4-2, but in other games, there was even more drama starting with the incredible performance in Saudi Arabia of Argentina, who managed to hold The Sheiks, as they ar...

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Boom! Victoria's Secret Supermodel Dumps Justin Bieber

Funny story: Boom! Victoria's Secret Supermodel Dumps Justin Bieber

NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted. According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...

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Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

Funny story: Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...

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