Cher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 November 2012

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A strand of Donald Trump's hair that he is selling on eBay for $800.

MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater.

The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on them.

As the two women were leaving the store they happened to run into Donald Trump. He immediately asked Cher what the hell she was doing in his city.

Cher looked around and replied that she was in New York City and not in World War II Nazi-occupied Berlin.

Trump asked her if she had managed to find some salve for her cellulite. She replied that she had and suggested that perhaps he could use two or five dabs on his upper lip.

Ms. Wickwater started laughing so hard she almost dropped the bagel, the pretzel, and the hot dog she was eating.

Trump then told Cher that she had all the personality of a pencil eraser.

Cher pointed her right index finger in Trump's face and remarked that he had the brains of a shadow puppet.

Then Trump who is one of the most hated men in America, because of his arrogance, sarcasm, and holier-than-thou attitude, told Cher that he would give her 50 bucks to get her humongous eyebrows trimmed.

Cher did not miss a beat and said that she would give him the name of a prominent local beaver hunter who can capture that horrendously looking varmint that is sitting on the top of his head and dump it in the East River.

Trump got so mad that his tongue actually locked up on him.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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