Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 15 November 2012

image for Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
Noted Hollywood stunt woman Ibbie Dollardrift who appears in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2.

LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out.

It is no secret that RPattz and K-Stew were merely putting on an act since they were contractually forced by the movie's executives to attend the premier and pretend that they were having a fantabulous time.

But underneath all of the smiling and waving Pattinson is still very upset with Stewart's indiscretions with the accent coach Rayburn Fandersketti on the set of her previous movie Snow White and The Huntsman.

Stewart has reportedly apologized to Rob in three different languages, including Shoshoni, but he has still not accepted it saying that talk is cheap.

Kristen even purchased a 2013 Bentley Continental GTC V8 Convertible and still Rob has not forgiven her.

The sad-eyed actress also reportedly gave Rob $200,000 in cash if he would take her back and Pattinson replied with the popular Las Vegas term, "No dice."

SIDENOTE: Rumors out of the Left Coast state that lately Rob has been exchanging emails with a certain well-known country music singer.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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