Wonder Drug unveilled that will cure any and every disease worldwide

Funny story: Wonder Drug unveilled that will cure any and every disease worldwide

The Daily Express has published a world exclusive mentioning that scientists have developed a wonder drug that will cure any disease. The implications of this discovery are being assessed by a special committee set up by David Cameron, led by a fo...

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Students using rugs to boost exam performance

Increasing numbers of Britain's students are using hand-made drugs to boost their academic performance. Typically, students facing exams wrap a cosy rug around themselves whilst complaining that the exam hall is too cold. This procedure enables s...

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God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

Funny story: God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing. His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten: "Could yo...

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BBC feared aliens 'might spill the beans about paedo-pervs' and other stuff

Funny story: BBC feared aliens 'might spill the beans about paedo-pervs' and other stuff

London - Fears about aliens' supernatural mind-reading powers may be behind a 'daft' BBC edict banning any search for extraterrestrials on the Stargazing Live show. Presenter Brian Cox and comedian co-host Dara O'Briain were looking forward to pro...

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Electrified and Rectified - Best Christmas Present Ever

Hafbro Incorporated has an exciting new product ready for marketing. It's the new Teed "Electrifier Rectifier", the electric shock obedience collar for unruly children. Let's listen in with the device in use; Mom - "Do your homework dear". Miscreant child - "No mom I hate you". Mom applying her new gadget - ZZT ZZZZT ZZZZZZTTT! Brat - "AAAAAHHH! Okay okay, OUCH!" Sure they may convu...

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SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Funny story: SCOTUS: 2016 Presidential office to be auctioned on eBay

Washington DC - The Supreme Court of the United States of America today ruled by construction that since corporations are people, and money is free speech: dollars are votes. The Chief Justice who wrote the ruling spoke briefly to the largest asse...

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Obama reelection causes defection of citizens

Funny story: Obama reelection causes defection of citizens

Washington DC, USA. The re-election of President Barack Obama has lead to some people buying survival packs and heading for the remote regions of the Rocky Mountains. It is estimated that one in four Americans aged between 28 and 42 years of age, wil...

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Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Funny story: Government call for more Children to be taken into care

Members of the government have called for more children to be taken into care. This comes after a report that said some care homes in isolated rural areas are now in danger of being surplus to requirements. "It seems that over the last 20 years t...

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Obama wins by 303 - 206 votes, Remaining 149,999,491 voters who forgot to vote say "D'Oh!"

Funny story: Obama wins by 303 - 206 votes, Remaining 149,999,491 voters who forgot to vote say "D'Oh!"

As Democrat incumbent Barack Obama won the vote for the White House by a historic 303 - 206 majority (nobody has ever won by that specific margin before), millions of voters suddenly realised that had forgotten to vote. Many found out (too late) t...

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Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

Funny story: Romney Loses - Blames Paul Ryan, Big Bird, Sarah Palin, and Hurricane Sandy

BOSTON - Mitt Romney was thoroughly beaten by President Barack Obama. The former governor of Massachusetts wasted no time in finding excuses as to why he lost the election. Romney stated that there were lots of reasons why he lost. He said tha...

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Britney Spears defends Gay Rights

Funny story: Britney Spears defends Gay Rights

Britney Spears explains that Gay people have a right to be married because they pay taxes and they serve in America's armed forces. "If the laws of our nation don't defend Gay people's right to get married, it's no taxation without representation...

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Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Funny story: Obama Wins Election, Hannity Declares Romney Victorious

Four more years of President Obama. That's what the American people have decided. After a close race Obama came out on top beating his challenger Mitt Romney. While some are delighted with the result, others are devastated. Fox News' chief o...

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English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

Funny story: English GCSE results: Does it effect peoples ability's in todays journalism?

With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English...

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