Slob Cat Still Gets Laid More Than Owner
Despite being fat, ugly, lazy, suffering from a flatulence problem, having bad fish breath as well as fleas, 5 year old cat Sebastian still gets laid more than his owner, a relatively good looking, slim, hard working young man with no foul breath pr...
Read full storyTim Tebow: Leaving on a Jet Plane for the Holidays
No one on the New York Jets has 'fessed up to putting the damnation of the gods upon Tim Tebow. A dozen teammates allegedly put more knives into Tim's back than Julius Caesar received from his brutes. On the other hand, no one has come forward to...
Read full storyThe world's poorest president is really the richest!
Uruguayan president, Jose Mujica, has proven to the world that being poor is actually a proof of wealth because he don't give a damn about a rich life-style. He prefers to live in a farm shack, drive a VW Beetle from 1987, be a vegetarian and shun al...
Read full storyJill Kelley once auditioned for top role in remake of The Honorary Consul
Tampa. Florida - The Oliver Stone-directed movie was to have featured Lebanese-born socialite and MacDill Air Force Base 'community organizer' [sic] Jill Kelley in the plum role of Clara Fortnum in a new version of the 1983 movie of the Graham Greene...
Read full storyWhat Belichick Never Said to Talib at Their First Meeting
Whatever did Bill Belichick say to Aqib Talib when the latest New England Patriot showed up at Gillette Stadium? When asked at his press conference, the Head Coach declined to respond. This led certain wags to speculate about the possible advice o...
Read full storyRicky Hatton's Legal Team Fight to Stop Fight
Lawyers for the the boxer Ricky Hatton have revealed today that they are desperately trying to fight the contract that sees him due to come out of retirement in a matter of days in a fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko. Seemingly the mancunian boxe...
Read full storyLance Armstrong Hit by Further Problems with Drug Re-Classification
As well as suffering the humiliation of having his 7 Tour de France titles stripped from him Lance Armstrong today suffered a further blow when the UK Government confirmed that he has been re-classified as a Class A drug. Possession of Armstrong...
Read full storyJob cuts will see City lose top spot
Job losses at Manchester City FC will see Manchester lose its title as the world's biggest marketing centre, by the number of employees registered. City will lose its dominance because of a shift to the East Stand, combined with over-enthusiasm, e...
Read full storyWriting Team "Collins and Dutton" to Re-Unite
The widely ignored and disregarded writing partnership of "Collins and Dutton" are to re-unite based on rumours circulating the social elite. The pair famously split following a well publicised spell of alcohol fuelled arguments and violence, when...
Read full storyEcuador Plans To Invade India
QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...
Read full storyNASA reveals why Americans and Brits are obese
NASA's global gravity survey satellite launched last month has revealed why Americans and the British are classified as becoming more obese than other nations, while continents like Africa have more skinny people. "They have mapped in fine detail...
Read full storyCher Really Gets Into It With Donald Trump
MANHATTAN - Cher was in the Big Apple on a clothes buying spree. She was accompanied by her long time friend Margo "The Rack" Wickwater. The two were shopping at Bloomingdale's where Cher had gone to look for scarves with the Democratic logo on th...
Read full storyRob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Forced To Attend The Premier of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
LOS ANGELES - Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed the huge Nokia Theater crowd attending the premier of their latest vampire movie The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 just how good an acting job the two can actually put out. It is no se...
Read full storySweden 4 England 2: International Football Round-up
It was a bad night for England fans as their team lost their friendly match in Sweden 4-2, but in other games, there was even more drama starting with the incredible performance in Saudi Arabia of Argentina, who managed to hold The Sheiks, as they ar...
Read full storyBoom! Victoria's Secret Supermodel Dumps Justin Bieber
NEW YORK CITY - Like they used to say about Superman, "Faster than a speeding bullet," is how long the Justin Bieber - Barbara Palvin relationship lasted. According to Ashburn Wasabi with The Right Coast Illustrated Revue the Biebs did not even ha...
Read full storyPhil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers
LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...
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