Michael Richards Calls Kim Jong-Il a 2 bit blankety blank 4 Foot Leaping Gnome
International tensions peaked today after Cozmo Kramer (Michael Richards) went off on yet another tirade in a Denny's restaurant after his over-easy eggs weren't delivered as over-easily as he (Richards) liked them. Spewing not only racial bu...
Read full storyLeicester Man Has Sky TV Beamed into His Brain
A man from Ashby-de-la-Zouche is reported to be the first in England to have Sky TV beamed directly into his cerebral cortex.
Read full storyLife Imitating Art
In a sensational real-life twist on the famous eighties headline The Spoof can report: "My Hamster ate Freddie Starr"...
Read full storyYou Take The High Road
Angus McCoatup, Scottish love-rat and star of Scotland's top home-grown soap, The Bonny Blooming Heather, is in a right state today after being photographed in the company of a leggy blond in London's trendy Soho last night.
Read full storyHolidaymakers Get in a Flap
The Spoof can tonight report about cheap no-frills airlines and the kind of shoddy service that punters are having to endure at their hands. An insider at Stanstead, working for Cheesy Air, relates this unbelievable story.
Read full storyTaxidermists bid to stuff Jerry Falwell and Ted Haggard for new Creationist Museum exhibit
Kentucky - (Associated Mess): The world's first Creationist Museum is scheduled to open in Kentucky next summer along the lines of a Biblical Disneyland cum Jurassic Park hybrid. And central to its awesome array of historically-factual exhibits...
Read full storyNorth Carolina Legalizes Cock Fighting
RALEIGH-The North Carolina general assembly approved measures today that would legalize cock fighting in the state of North Carolina. By unanimous decision the Assembly ratified legislation in order to make up for budget short falls in state treasury...
Read full storySmack addicts 'suffering from congenital cannabis deficiency'
London - (Associated Mess): A senior police officer has told a British Medical Association conference that most heroin addicts in the UK are born with an inexplicable birth defect in the form of a congenital cannabis deficiency.
Read full storyPolice to Pay Criminals to not commit Crime
Following the recent news that the police will be offering heroin to criminals in order to wean them off crime and onto hard drugs, the same think-tank is now reporting that a more sustainable idea is to pay the criminals in hard cash to not commit c...
Read full storyDonald Trump to launch his own video games console
For years Nintendo, Sega, Sony and recently Microsoft, have battled to conquer the videogame industry. Although Sega has fallen from grace, the three "big ones" are continuing their success with their new releases.
Read full storyInsurgents Target Bombers in Iraq Confusion
In the bloodiest attack in weeks, a pair of suicide bombers blew up another pair of suicide bombers in what is being described as a bizarre twist in the ongoing war in Iraq.
Read full storyBatman to reveal Superman's identity
Gotham City.- In a superheroes press conference, Batman made it very clear that he and his fellow team-mates have had it with Superman.
Read full storyMayflower Society To Stage Thanksgiving Day Re-enactment - Indians Protest Day of Mourning
MASSACHUSETTS - In a scene out of 17th century America, Thanksgiving Day re-enacters from the Mayflower Society dressed in full costume gathered at a church on the site of the Pilgrims' original meeting house and re-enacted events of 300 years ag...
Read full storyNew Lord of Rings Director Named
Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson has been told he will be replaced by veteran British screen director Gerald Thomas for the next film adaptation of a JRR Tolkien novel.
Read full storyEd-E-torial Number 7: Kim Jong Il-in, John Kerry Tries Again & Superheroes for the New Millennium
It's Ed-E-torial #7. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce Pete the Superhero."...
Read full storyFather Guido Sarducci Will Sing Carols At Gated Communities Again This Year
LOS ANGELES- Father Guido Sarducci told reporters today that he would be singing Christmas carols again this year at Beverly Hills gated communities. The father's action continues a 23-year old tradition that was started at the introduction of hi...
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