Written by Armandox

Thursday, 23 November 2006

image for Batman to reveal Superman's identity
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!

Gotham City.- In a superheroes press conference, Batman made it very clear that he and his fellow team-mates have had it with Superman.

"He always arrives late to work, with a bottle of tequila in one hand, his superhero suit is always dirty and smells really bad." Said Batman, "We wanted to give him another chance today, but he didn't even come to the press, this is it for him."

When asked if they would accept an apology from their red/blue friend, Aquaman said: "Hey, that guy deserves to be fired. He once told me that I smelled like a va...ahm...you know, the "female...area" and I didn't appreciate that. I can't forgive him, my wife, Ariel, is pretty mad at him too."

The conference's lowest point happened when Robin burst into tears, speaking his only words on the subject. "One day...I was watering my flowers and he came to me and said "dude that's gay!" so I said to him, THAT'S NOT GAY! I LOVE FLOWERS! YOU, KRYPTON BASTARD!"

Then the press conference ended with a warning from Batman: "Wherever you are, Superman...I tell you this, if you don't quit right now and get out of our sight forever, we will reveal your true identity; including email, cell phone number, address and all of that, get it?"

We are not sure of what's going to happen next, but we do know one thing, Superman's career as a superhero on Earth is over.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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