Ghost of Jimmy Cagney wreaks havoc in Cotswolds
The ghost of Hollywood tough guy Jimmy Cagney has been wreaking havoc in the ancient Cotswold village of Much Bluffenham.
Read full storyTwo-Jags in Shock U-Turn
"Britain is going down the nick under Tony Blair's regime" says portly politician John Prescott.
Read full storyBush Lands In North Korea - By Mistake
Wall Street Kernel - Due to computer failure, navigator confusion, pilot error or a just plain glitch in the cosmos with millions and millions of stars, the President's plane, Air Force One, landed in North Korea by mistake. The airport tower her...
Read full storyEd-E-torial Number 3: Britney Spears Says, "No Anal." Jenna Jameson Gets Searched. And Barry Bonds A
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #3. Or as we like to call it: "The one where you get to meet Wheelchair Bobby."...
Read full storyBend and Stretch
The next time you're taking a walk in the park don't be surprised if you see a group of lady pensioners doing aerobics just by the bandstand - That's because Liz Poncho and her group of "Gruntin' Grannies for Fitness" are em...
Read full storyLovely Day Ain't It?
Amateur weather forecaster Albert Puma has made his pronouncements on the long-range weather for 2007. The sprightly octogenarian at 83 is reputed to be "at best jammy", if he gets his forecast anywhere close to being right.
Read full storyPat Robertson Embraces Islam
M. G. "Pat" Robertson has achieved national and international recognition as a religious broadcaster, philanthropist, educator, religious leader, businessman, and author. He is the founder and chairman of The Christian Broadcasting Network...
Read full storyClose Encounters of the Nerd Kind
We are not alone! That's the stark message emerging from a crowd of crackpot nutters this evening.
Read full storyPoisoned spook: net closes in on Abramovich
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police investigating the suspicious poisoning of a former KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko are reported to be bugging cash-strapped Russian oligarch and Chelsea football club owner Roman Abramovich after claims that 's...
Read full storySatanic Messages In Children's Song
Children's favourite song from the sixties "Right Said Fred" by comedy legend Bernard Cribbins, is today at the centre of a storm.
Read full storyModern Mystery Explained
A mystery that's been a mysterious phenomenon now for decades could be about to be explained. The Bermuda Triangle is no more than a portal to another dimension according to top scientist, Walter Todmorton, Research Fellow at the University of St...
Read full storyDog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot
A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.
Read full storyPentAgon(y) New Recruitment Bonuses: PS3, iPod, or Breast Implants
Washington -- Recruitment is down, triggering talk all over DC of draft reinstatement. But is a draft the only solution to tanking numbers?...
Read full storyEgg Freebie Goes Pear-Shaped
The Government was yesterday left with egg on its face - quite literally!...
Read full storyThere's No Pleasing Some People - It's Official
Researchers at Oxford University have just published the results of a five-year study and it seems that there really is no pleasing some people.
Read full storyBoy Claims He Hears Voices
Christopher Crosstopher, aged 6, from Reading Berks has the Psychic world in a spin over claims that he hears "voices" in the middle of the night.
Read full storyFish and Chips Madness
A man from Padstow in Cornwall was last night counting the cost of afternoon binge that's left him counting the cost.
Read full storyNervous Nellies Look Upward as NASA Allows Intergalactic Dumping
NASA has always talked about responsible waste management, but is there change on the way? Believe it or not, the agency will soon be allowing the International Space Station's crew to simply open the door and throw out certain kinds of useless...
Read full storyDefendant Pleads: If I HAD Been Speeding, This is how my car would have done it
OJ Simpson's upcoming expose has sparked multiple copycat "If I'd done it" cases spreading like Texas wildfire all across the nation trickling down all the way down even to municipal traffic courts of mid town Ameri...
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