Stronger Warnings on Impotence Drugs
Washington (Spoof) - Advocates from a U.S. consumer protection group called Public Citizen filed a petition with the Food and Drug Administration calling for a black box warning to appear prominently on all labels of Viagra, Cialis and Levitra warni...
Read full storyWilma to Strike Cuba With Vengeance
(AP) Wilma Flintstone, upset at the latest shenanigans of her husband Fred, will land in Cuba today; needless to say, she's mad. "That idiot husband of mine and his friend Barney Rubble came down here with his Loyal Order of Water Buffalo b...
Read full storyTony Blair on ID Cards. "Live Longer with an Identity Card"
Prime Minister, Tony Blair and Home Secretary, Charles Clarke have made a strong justification for their support of Identity Cards.
Read full storyMichael Jackson "I sleep with apples"
Pop superstar Michael Jackson admitted last night in a television documentary that he loves to have young apples sleep in his bed. What's more, everyone should do it, says the 44-year-old Jackson, who was accused of sexually molesting a 67-year-o...
Read full storyMartians Forge Ahead with Nuclear Cold Fusion
Martians have formally complained to the United Nations Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty Conference regarding the noise levels they are having to endure whilst the European Space Agency (ESA) has been drilling for oil and water on the surface of their...
Read full storyJulia Roberts pregnant, say many sources
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. -- Oscar-winning actress Julia Roberts is pregnant, according to a source said to have made passionate love to her.
Read full storyBackpackers Busted after Magyar Marijuana Dupe
Four American backpackers are facing 40 years' hard labour in a Hungarian jail after being taken in by an online spoof story. The identities of the two men and two women, both believed to be in their early 20s, have not yet been released by author...
Read full storyThatcher "David Cameron and Drugs? What's all the Fuss About?"
Baroness Thatcher who was speaking at the Annual General Meeting of the Let's go Back to the Middle Ages and Put the Peasants Back in Their Place Society, has dramatically entered the David Cameron drugs debate. "Is anyone really bothered about th...
Read full storyParis Hilton Exposed By Queens Of Hollywood
Paris, France---For reasons beyond her years, Paris Hilton is in hot water with Shirley MacLaine and Shirley Temple (Black).
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