Doctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing

Funny story written by Terrell Manasco

Wednesday, 12 October 2005

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Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.

"Ms. Spears was brought in for a recent knee injury and a routine CAT scan showed the apparent absence of the organ we call the brain. We initially thought it could be an equipment malfunction but that has proved to not be the case. We have done subsequent tests on the patient and there is apparently no brain there. I have personally never encountered this before in my years of practicing medicine. This girl should not even be able to count to three. " Shaufhaussen offered no possible explanation for the abnormality but said it should not interfere with her touring plans.

"Nah. She'll be fine, I think. She's pretty tough for an airhead," he said.

Spears was unavailable for comment but a spokesman for her said, "Well, it does explain alot. She's done some really stupid things lately and now we know why." When asked how the brain could have gone missing, the spokesman shrugged and said, "Who knows? Britney likes to tilt her head alot. Maybe it rolled out."

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