Actress Kiera Knightley Announces Plans for Breast Surgery
Actress Kiera Knightley, famous for roles in "Bend it like Beckham," and "Pirates of the Caribbean," has announced that she is uphappy with her image and has decided to have breast surgery. In an exclusive interview, she said tha...
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Actor Daniel Craig ended months of speculation by being named to play James Bond in the upcoming 21st Bond film, Casino Royale. This movie uses the title of the first of the spy novels written by the late Ian Fleming. Another version of the book, a...
Read full storyKatie Holmes' Pregnancy Causes Child Protective Services Inquiry
Actress Katie Holmes has been seeing Actor Tom Cruise for several months with little more than media fanfare. Announcement this week of her pregnancy, however, caused Child Protective Services officials in California to open an investigation into po...
Read full storyS.A.T. Test to Dumb Down Due to Dimwitted Dudes
Makers of the S.A.T., the P.S.A.T., and the A.C.T. test announced today that they are dumbing down their tests due to falling scores. Officials at the National Center for Educational Studies, a watchdog group, blame this decline on "the emergen...
Read full storyOprah Winfrey Decides To Run
Chicago, Chicago, That Wonderful Town---Oprah Winfrey, the fabulously famous, vastly intriguing and fantastically wealthy talk show hostess, is ready to announce that she is ready to Run A NASCAR Speedway Marathon: For The First Care Giving Leader I...
Read full story"Kev" & "Brits" Call it Quits.
HOLLYWOOD, CA Hollywood's latest parents, dancer Kevin Federline (27) and pop-diva Britney Spears (23), have agreed to a trial separation due t...
Read full storyUS sues France over Louisiana Purchase
The US Bureau of Acquisitions and Colonization has filed a massive lawsuit against the French government, for their failure to disclose structural defects in properties sold to the US, namely, Louisiana.
Read full storyJolie receives humanitarian award
NEW YORK - Angelina Jolie showed up at the United Nations in New York City and it was a good thing, because she was just in time to be given an award for her humanitarian work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations refugee agency.
Read full storySony Announces New Faith Based Game Station
Wednesday- Sony announced faith based game station for next generation consoles to be released next year. It will work on a faith based engine, using special microphones to actually "feel" the belief of game players everywhere. "This may be the end o...
Read full storyRecent Freeway Shootings Prompt New Ad Campaign by So Cal Auto Dealers
The Automobile Manufacturing Merchants of Southern California (AMMO-SoCal) have decided on a new advertising campaign due to the recent upswing in area freeway shootings. AMMO-SoCal members have agreed to emphasize several new features incorporated...
Read full storyPooh to mature: adapt to modern, evil, world
After so many years of living with his Hundred Acre Woods buddies, Pooh has decided to take a vacation in Europe. His 2 week trip is following the horrible experience with the long eared, horned, huffalump. He is taking a trip to Europe because he is...
Read full storyDoctors Say Britney Spears' Brain Is Missing
Doctors treating pop diva Britney Spears for a recent injury say they are puzzled by a recent discovery that her brain is missing. Dr. Emil Shaufhaussen of Manhattan General Hospital in New York said he had never seen anything like it before.
Read full storyIs this the slowest girl in the world?
Is this the slowest girl in the world? People seem to think so. She can regularly be found in the last place you left her, this was the first clue says sources. ‘Flat cap' as she was once nick named for no apparent reason, has struggled to come to te...
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