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Hate mail abounds when you hit a nerve. I think I hit a main artery with a article entitled “George Bush announces plan to curb abortion by aborting mothers” I received a real nice juicy one from a Tim. B from Augusta Georgia, last name withheld. Tim Wright’s...
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Boston, Massachusetts - As Spoof writer, Dan Bristol, reported earlier this week, Satan resigned as Prince of Darkness. Minions in the Underworld were shocked and appalled. Calls to Donald Rumsfeld have only returned an, "I'm considering the offer. H...
Read full storyBush's Brain Jumps Out Of Ear
(Washington, D.C.) It is being reported in Washington, D.C. that President George W. Bush's brain has jumped out of his ear and run away. Sources indicate that the President has shown no serious after effects save marginally better enunciation.
Read full storyYou Can Take It With You: God Speaks
(Rome) God surprised the world's religious community late Monday (EST) when he announced that in fact, you now can take it with you. Surrendering, he said to pressure from the Union of Almalgamated Angels to raise money for their pension fun...
Read full storyMcDonalds To Introduce Unhappy Meals
McDonalds Corporation announced Tuesday that they will begin offering Unhappy Meals in June. Aimed at parents of unruly or unpleasant children, the Unhappy Meals will feature undercooked meat patties, boiling hot cokes served in flimsy, un-insulated...
Read full storyRummy's damage control gift pack
With some critics calling for him to be stripped naked and led out of the Pentagon on a dog leash, Donald Rumsfeld stepped up the campaign to save his skin by announcing a lavish compensation package (including Halliburton stock options and McDonalds...
Read full storySnoop D O Double Gizzle to Seek Divizzle
Snoop Doggy Dizzle is divorcing his wife's ass n' shit. Snoop's white ass lawyer issued a press relizzle which stated, "The beyotch be buggin', yo. She all up in Snoop's ass over the Girls Gone Wizzle n' shit. She constantly be naggin' his ass ‘bo...
Read full storyBush Outlines Iraqi Financial Independence in Five Easy Steps
Carlisle, PA--In a speech here yesterday evening President Bush outlined his plan for Iraqi financial independence in just five easy steps.
Read full storyBlair 'Wont Stand Up Yet'
Tony Blair will not bow down to pressure by standing up before he is ready, says David Blunkett.
Read full storyBNP stand as Anti-Europe party in European elections
In a confounding move, British National Party leader, Nick Griffin, has announced his party's intention to continue their anti-European stance by standing in the upcoming European Elections.
Read full storyPresident Bush to have Plant Named in his Honour
President George W. Bush Jr. was honoured today by the Chelsea Flower Show in London. As the high-point of the show, the Royal Horticultural Society announced that, in order to commemorate President Bush's concern for the environment, his interest i...
Read full storyThatcher's death - celebrity hypochrites sing her praises
TWO-FACED celebrities were coming out of the woodwork today, after the news that Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died of syphilis. Scores of shameless TV personalities were clambering over each other to sell their souls on ITV...
Read full storyMinor Leaguer Tears it Up in Triple-A, Becomes Pitching Natural
Tom Glavine, Steve Avery and Greg Maddux are gone. And pretty soon, so will John Smoltz.
Read full storyBush Offers His Real 5-point Plan for Victory in Iraq!
5-24-04: In a pivotal, if not desperate attempt to shore up his rapidly crumbling base of support for re-election, President Bush stunned the American public today by proclaiming a new **detailed** "Five Point Plan" for "Victory in I...
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