Frank Bruno Still Crazy, Makes Shock Return to Sport
Frank Bruno announced that he is to make a comeback, but not to boxing, instead he will be taking part in the British Superbike championship.
Read full storyFrank Williams beats Ralph Schumacher in head to head race
Frank Williams and Ralph Schumacher went head to head in a race to determine whether or not to keep Ralph for the 2005 season.
Read full storySurgeon General Gives Green Light to the "Great American Breakfast"
Yesterday, the Surgeon General, Vice Admiral Richard H. Carmona, officially gave the "thumbs up" to the great American breakfast, consisting of a cigarette and a cup of coffee.
Read full storyWonder Bread Offers Ready Made Sandwich Loaves
Wonder Bread, Inc., manufacturer of Wonder Bread announced today that they are offering new ready made Sandwich Loaves. The new product offers the ease of sliced bread and the nutrition of a mother-made sandwich all wrapped up in a plastic bag to ke...
Read full storyFirst Tunnel Under Pacific to Connect West Coast and Hawaii
Three tunnels will be built underneath the Pacific Ocean. They will connect Los Angeles, San Francisco and Seattle to Hawaii.
Read full storyHudson and London Slam "Idol" in New Hit Single
Former American Idol contestants Jennifer Hudson and LaToya London are fighting back. Both of them were unfairly booted off the show.
Read full storyNew research suggests that gravity is a hoax
New studies from the Science Department at Cambridge University suggest that gravity is in fact a hoax. Scientists believe that if we jump as high as we can, with the same thrust as a Shuttle, we could be in space before we know it.
Read full storyJanet to Beyonce: Are You Trying to Copy Me?
Janet Jackson is accusing Beyonce Knowles of copycatting her style. The 38-year-old singer/actress/dancer recently fired a series of shots at the Destiny's Child songbird, and she even made a list to back it up.
Read full storyHindsight 9/11 for Former WTC Director
New York - Alan Reiss testified today in front of the 9/11 commission about what information he possessed about potential terrorist actions leading up to the September attacks. Pointed questions were asked about the functioning ability of escape plan...
Read full storyParis Hilton Received Most Votes on American Idol
As the third American Idol voting snafu in recent weeks, Paris Hilton has received 4.3 million votes, enough to make it into the finals. This was surprising considering Paris Hilton is not a contestant on American Idol.
Read full storyOlsen Overload
As I stand in line in the supermarket waiting patiently behind some woman and her entire Sunday ad coupon clippings ("Wait! I have a manufacturer's coupon for that! "), my eyes wander towards the tabloid racks. Usually, I see the typic...
Read full storyRwanda Votes US Laughing Stock Of The World
Rwandan citizens, voting last week via monkey mail, chose the United States as the Most Ludicrous Country In The World by a 4-1 margin over the second place finisher, Sierra Leone.
Read full storyFord to Bring Back Founder, GM Retools Earl's Image
General Motors has Harley Earl selling Buicks. Now it's Ford's turn to revive its own historical figure.
Read full storyBryant Becomes Second Man to Score 100 Points
Kobe Bryant scored 100 points in the Los Angeles Lakers' 147-98 blow-out win against the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Read full storyCostanza Next-in-Line to Become Yankees Owner
George Steinbrenner has hired George Costanza back again. This time the New York Yankees owner has also thrown in an extra incentive: Costanza will take over as owner of the team.
Read full storyUS To Annihilate Iraq
(Doha, Qatar) Announcing that Iraq is a complete mess despite all his administration has done for it, President Bush said that the US will solve the problem once and for all later today by dropping over 100 hydrogen bombs on Iraq.
Read full storyAlicia Keys and Norah Jones to Get Together on New Album
Two talented piano-playing songbirds are talking about recording an album together.
Read full storyRyan Seacrest and Friends Threaten to Sue WB
Ryan Seacrest is angry! In fact, he's hopping mad right now.
Read full storyBrandy Vandross? It's Possible
Singer/actress Brandy Norwood just found out that she is indeed a distant relative of R&B legend Luther Vandross.
Read full storyWork to Begin on "Frasier" Spinoff
Now that the 11-year run of Frasier has finally ended, look for a new spin-off called Niles and Daphne.
Read full storyAmerican Idol Shock And Awe: Simon Cowell Heart Attack; Argues With Spoof Writer KungFu IceSkater
The only music industry executive who actually deserves to change his name (from Clive Davis to "The Smackdown" or "Head Pimp In Charge") caused Simon Cowell, raconteur extraordinaire and future star of "The Limey 2", to have a heart attack early Wed...
Read full storyBlair Reveals Alien Form
During an angry Prime Minister's Question Time, Tony Blair has shed his human-looking exterior and revealed the alien underneath.
Read full storyUnmagnificent Seven Captured
In light of the coalition of the willing's extended War on Terror, a further alleged regime sympathiser fugitive 'Piers Morgan' has joined Saddam Hussein and his other 5 henchmen as captives.
Read full storyHot Girl Enters Comic Book Shop of OWN FREE WILL
Late last night, geeky internet chat rooms were ablaze with rumours and discussions that a hot girl had entered a comic book and RPG store of her own free will. “She didn’t have a boyfriend with her or anything!” wheezed a pimply faced teen witness, wanting only to be known as ‘The Magnificent Exhorter’. “So it wasn’t like she was only there to please someone! She was genuinely inte...
Read full storyPop Idol's Simon Cowell in Puce Mayonaisse Furore
Pop Idols resident bastard and fashion-retard, Simon Cowell cannot eat normal coloured food it was revealed today. Former lover and Tomorrow's World presenter Maggie Philbin revealed that professional ego deflator Simon has to carry several bottles...
Read full storyBlair: "Put Up Or Shut Up!"
Under mounting pressure and rumours of splits within the Government, Tony Blair has issued an ultimatum to feuding Labour MP's.
Read full storyDisco is back
There I was in the early 1980s and the stark reality had set in. Disco was dead! Now, this was probably a good thing for society as a whole since it marked the end of a scourge on the music and fashion industry of the 1970s, but this posed a big pr...
Read full storyState Prison Guard Criticizes Torture at Abu Gharib
Crescent City, CA--A California state prison guard with over twenty years of experience is adding his voice to the mounting criticism of the torture of Iraqi prisoners at Abu Gharib.
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