A Paid Advertisement for John Kerry
To all the good citizens of America who can vote for me: I am John Kerry---someone you can both trust and look up to. While serving as a Senator from Massachusetts, I have worked hard to gain your appreciation. I am running for President of...
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REDCLIFF, Wash. -- A hunter claims that he saw the legendary beast known as Bigfoot, shot him five times through the chest and watched it bleed to death in a remote part of Washington state.
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Hitler's putative offspring liked to talk about destroying anencephalic infants. They claimed that beings like the anencephalic are useless. They believed that such infants should be allowed to die, unlike the medical society in this country which believes in providing warmth and ventilation until such infants expire naturally. Sure, the young Hitler’s had the influence of Herr Fuh...
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Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad. What a success!...
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Greetings, my fellow travellers on this great 'Spoof' voyage through life !...
Read full storyNovember Election Results: Anyone But Bush beats George W. Bush
Nov. 10, 2004-- Anyone B. Bush (formerly known as John Kerry) won the American Presidential Election yesterday by beating George W. Bush. "I'm so happy I changed my name," said Mr. Anyone B. Bush, "it made all the difference in nam...
Read full storyFly Al Queda Air To Olympics
If you are interested in traveling to the Olympics but the high cost of flights to Athens, Greece is keeping you home, your prospects for a happy summer just got better.
Read full storyTenet quits CIA, joins Indian tribes
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- CIA Director George Tenet, who kept his job while the intelligence community was under attack about suspected weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and Sept. 11 has resigned, but will become a chief in a Native American tribe (see p...
Read full storyUS Air Force Announces New Fighter Design
WASHINGTON (AP) Sources at the Pentagon revealed today that a totally new design is on the table for the next US Air Force supersonic fighter plane. Major General Richard Lemasters said, "The Air Force requires a plane that is fast, easy to fly,...
Read full storyD Day celebrations: Bush asks JP2 for sainthood
(Vatican City, Thursday). Just hours ahead of the President's imminent arrival from Washington as part of a three-day European visit to coincide with the weekend's 60th anniversary celebrations of the D Day Landings, the Papal Office for Be...
Read full storySenate Approves 25 Billion More for George W. Bush's War
The United States Senate has approved President George W. Bush's request for an additional twenty five billion dollars to fund the war in Iraq. While President Bush had asked for the entire amount to be discretionary, meaning that he could piss it al...
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