Written by Scribe 1

Thursday, 3 June 2004

Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad.
What a success!

This writer believes that a public service message was owed to the lovemaking public. What with so many people suffering from STD's and I Love You's!
How could such sentiments be intertwined?

Pretty soon, Pfizer will be forthcoming with innovative research from their R & D Departments.

People with Herpes must desire to kiss and make love without infecting their eager partners.

With such optimistic advertisements, unemployed miners might change their vocations to become advertising workers--perhaps even advertising executives. Think of the Aids virus?

There is so much work that could be obtained in the medical research field. Let's recognize that more people want to consummate their love even with those rumoured to be of the Herpes persuasion!!

We shall stay tuned to the drug companies for innovations and mergers with Diamond Mining Giants.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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