Independence Air opens up the world for just $100
Independence Air, the nation's newest discount airline, has revealed ambitious plans to expand and offer flights to "places you never thought you'd want to go".
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London (AP) - The British Broadcasting Corporation has announced it is to air a pro-Saddam Hussein documentary. In a statement the BBC board of directors said 'the decision to make this documentary isn't expected to to be controversial'.
Read full storyScientist develops rat to kill all cats
Indian scientist P Rajendran has developed a new species of pink rats that will be capable of killing cats.
Read full storyRichard Simmons in Critical Condition after Bejeweling Accident
Los Angeles, CA - Word has come in early this morning that actor and all-around sparkle king Richard Simmons was in critical condition at the UCLA Medical Center after a horrible bejeweling accident.
Read full storyCasting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions
Today's casting call to choose an actress for the upcoming film The Mother II shut down the city of London, leaving patients without doctors and nurses, bosses without administrative assistants, stores without salespeople, restaurants with...
Read full storyParis Hilton to Have Sex on Next SpaceshipOne Mission!
"I've had sex everywhere else; now I want to do it in space!" says Paris Hilton, slutty heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. "I've already booked passage on that new private Spaceship One. Rick Salomon is going up with me and we're going to do it in...
Read full storyErnie and Bert: "Jazz-Hands" Gay
After many years of speculation, the true nature and orientation of the relationship between two of the entertainment industry's most prolific performers is finally known -- Sesame Street's Ernie and Bert are "jazz-hands gay.
Read full storyPrince Charles Hits Out at Sting Claims
Prince Charles hit back today at claims that he was a Sting fan, as debates surrounding the former Police front man's musical legacy raged. Sting, who announced that he was quitting the music business this week, suggested that the Prince was a big f...
Read full storyImportant Information on WMD
In a surprise announcement president bush announce that CIA got important information about Iraq's WMD. In a press meet president said that all the WMD was stored in a wash room of one of the Saddam's palace.
Read full storyGeorge W Bush in drink/drugs hell
WASHINGTON (AP) - During a candid interview with Geraldo Rivera on NBC's Internight discussion program, President George W Bush spoke about his 'drink/drugs hell'.
Read full storySneaky Iranians sneak into UK waters sneakily
Immigration and security services swooped on to a Scottish beach yesterday and apprehended four Iranians who had strayed into UK waters.
Read full storyMinister calls for Howard apology
John Reid is calling for an apology after doubt was cast over a claim by Michael Howard that he was the son of the famous comedian Franki Howard.
Read full storyAyava Inc. Names New Vice President.
BASKING FRIDGE, -- Ayava Inc., a leading global provider of communications network services to Saudi businesses, today said it has named John Hussein vice president, Solutions of Mass Disruption - Worldwide.
Read full storyThe King Lives!
The king of music has finally reappeared, reports are vague at the moment but it is rumoured Val Kilmar may have offered his body up for a ground breaking brain transplant to bring the king back. Students from DCU have spent the last two years fundi...
Read full storyWhite House Holds Awards Ceremony for Best Lies
The Bush administration held its Best Lies Awards Banquet, the Bamboozles, at the White House last night to celebrate nearly a full term's worth of what it has called the "best damn lies this country has ever seen."...
Read full storyAndy Rooney voted sexiest newscaster by blind, insane women
New York - In a recent survey taken by Playgirl magazine, 60 Minutes veteran Andy Rooney was voted the sexiest newscaster.
Read full storyPost-Natal Abortion Legalized
LONDON, England -- A new law, just approved by parliament, requires all prospective parents to sign a Declaration of Parenthood after the birth of their child and before the infant receives any official documents. Until this paper is signed, the newl...
Read full storyGreenpeace is Al-Qaeda!
Unconfirmed sources report newly discovered information proves Osama Bin-Ladin is a card carrying member of Green Peace and that Green Peace is actually a radical off shoot of the world wide terrorist network Al Qaeda. Today at the United Nations th...
Read full storyDiebold To Buy Federal Election Commission!
Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is ready to sell off the FEC to Diebold, maker of touch screen voting machines. Diebold will pay an undisclosed amount for the government commission and assume all of its functions and responsibiliti...
Read full storyUS Postal System Nears Collapse!
Unconfirmed Sources report that the US postal system has been plunged into chaos. Too many streets and towns newly renamed after Ronald Reagan are to blame. Postal employees just don't know where to send the mail!...
Read full storyBush Campaign Documents Leaked: Bush goes for popular vote this time!
Unconfirmed Sources report shocking revelations found in Bush campaign documents. The documents show a complete change in the Bush election strategy. To win the next election they plan to 'get more votes than the other guy!'...
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