What celebs say about Ray Charles
LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Many famous people had statements prepared just after the death of music great Ray Charles.
Read full storySpoof Writer Gets Shat On.
Chuck Terzella, Veteran Spoof writer was openly criticized today for trying to be funny. Mr. Terzella, who is actually not known for his sense of humor but more for blind luck in stumbling upon humorous stories, tried to use the name of a rock and ro...
Read full storyStudy Reveals Children Forced to Celebrate "Conception Day" Unstable
Charlottesville, VA - Researchers at the University of Virginia have concluded that children who are forced to celebrate the date of their conception rather than the date they were born on are maladjusted, short tempered, and stayed generally...
Read full story1,000 Gmail accounts for free!
Gmail account holder Anthony D'Costa announced that he was gifting away 1,000 Gmail accounts for free.
Read full storyAmerica Bids Farewell to a National Hero
Today saw America bidding farewell to one of its greatest citizens today in an elaborate display of national solidarity, in saying their last goodbyes to the Native American from the Village people.
Read full storyBush lookalikes scheme foiled
PARIS -- In an effort to pump President Bush's popularity home and abroad, the White House has been sending George W. Bush look-alikes on the campaign trail.
Read full storyReaction from the Quartet
Fantasia Barrino and Diana DeGarmo have joined Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken in forming the supergroup The Four Idols.
Read full storyFour Idols: The Next Great Supergroup
If you thought the American Idol craze was finally over, think again: The first supergroup is being formed, and it's made up of the final two contestants from each of the past two seasons.
Read full storyWOPS THE WORLD COMING TO?
"WE COULDN'T HAVE A GAY MARRIAGE, SO WE DID WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS APPROPRIATE", SAY ITALIAN COUPLE...
Read full storyBlair and cronies set sights on rock stardom
As the Labour Party licks its wounds after being drubbed in the local elections, it is emerging that Tony Blair may not be seeking a third term in office.
Read full storyD'oh! Burns to Acquire ClearChannel
C. Montgomery Burns, the old fogey that Simpsons' fans love to hate, has done it yet again. He has bought radio giant ClearChannel and plans to install at least 25 stations in Springfield.
Read full storySlim Shady Convicted of Wife's Murder
Rapper Eminem has been arrested for the murder of his wife, Kim Mathers. The two had been involved in an ugly divorce process.
Read full storyPatriot Act 2 passed by Congress, public calls it "Doubleplusgood!"
WASHINGTON-By an overwhelming margin, the White House passed the controversial Patriot Act 2, allowing broader surveillance controls to combat terrorism. Its impact has been felt immediately, as the public has unanimously decided it is beneficial.
Read full storyState Department, Colin Powell Issue Revised Terror Attacks Report
The State Department has issued new revised Terrorism Figures for 2003 which indicate that the instances of terrorism had not gone down last year as previously reported by the Administration. Instead of the number of attacks dropping to 190 instances...
Read full storyTorment of ‘the other' Michael Jackson
One of the UK's most celebrated specialist writers has had his life turned into a living hell because of his name - Michael Jackson.
Read full storyConservatism Linked to Attention Deficit Disorder: Cure Found!
Lost Widget, Florida - Scientists at the J. Buffett Institute for Pharmaceutical and Penis Enlargement Research (BIPAPER) have discovered a link between Adult Attention Deficit Disorder (AADD) and conservatism - as well as a cure for both.
Read full storyDonald ducks questions at birthday party
Donald Duck ducked reporters' questions at a post-birthday party press conference at Disneyland.
Read full storyReagan begins ‘blog' from Heaven
Former United States President Ronald Reagan, who died June 5 after suffering for long from Alzheimer's disease, has begun ‘blogging' from Heaven.
Read full storyMichael Moore Decides to "Literally" Breast Feed Hollywood Liberals Too
LOS ANGELES - After the star-studded Hollywood premiere of his new film Fahrenheit 9/11, creator Michael Moore felt he had to finish the evening off by inviting the entire audience back to his home to give them even more of exactly what they want.
Read full storyChristians Face Discrimination
TEMPE, AZ Jerome Johnson appears to be a normal person on the outside. A young, good-looking teacher in Tempe, he appears to have everything going for him. However, he has one dirty secret that causes him to face discrimination every day: He's...
Read full storySurgical Procedure Allows Family of Four to Share One Computer
A physician at a major teaching hospital in the Northeast has perfected a relatively simple procedure that allows a family of four to share one computer, one dial-up modem, and one e-mail address without a significant increase in heart rate, blood pr...
Read full storyBush Declared King of America!
Unconfirmed Sources report that the Supreme Court has already ruled that George W. Bush is actually the King of America. The secret ruling, expected to be released soon, is on a case brought by The White House. Plans for the coronation of King George...
Read full story