Wheelchair-Bound Frogs Sue Leg-Eating French
PARIS, FRANCE--A group of disgruntled, disabled and above all disorientated frogs are suing the population of France, past and present, over their ongoing culinary pursuit of frog's legs.
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BURBANK, CA--After nearly two whole days of separation, Steve Jobs and Michael Esiner have resumed the former contract and decided that they just can't live without each other. When the relationship had resolved, Jobs had flipped Michael the bir...
Read full storyU.S Leader Shocked Over the News that he Isn't the First American President Called Bush
U.S. leader George Bush has voiced his astonishment after finding out that he isn't the first American President to carry that name.
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United States General Ricardo Sanchez has warned that the presence in Iraq of such terrorist masterminds as Abu Musad Zarqawi and Hasan Ghul are proof that the instability in the country are the direct fault of Saddam Hussein. " If S...
Read full storyHutton report clears Saddam Hussein
In a shock statement yesterday Lord Hutton, self-styled whitewasher and media hater, announced. "I have looked at all available evidence and have come to the conclusion that Saddam Hussein was merely a victim of the press, there is no real evidence t...
Read full storyGerman Cannibal receives capital punishment, embarrasses authorities
A German court has sentenced German cannibal Johan Von Scalpburger who confessed to killing, dismembering and eating another man, to death. Prosecutors called Von Scalpburger a "human butcher" who acted simply to "satisfy a sexual impu...
Read full storyLaw Lords Condemn Hutton
The House of Lords took the extra-ordinary step last night, of issuing a statement on behalf of the Law Lords.
Read full storyNew George Lucas Trilogy: Will it Fall Short?
Hollywood, CA- In an unparalleled move, director George Lucas has decided to refilm the original Star Wars trilogy, recasting the movies completely with midgets.
Read full storyLieberman "Pretty Much Screwed."
Greenville, South Carolina---- Mark Rothstein, top aide and advisor to Senator and presidential candidate Joseph Lieberman admitted today that the Senator, a soft spoken Liberal Jew from the Northeast, was "pretty much screwed" in the upcoming South...
Read full storyBush unveils new Cabinet level position: "Secretary of Pimps"
Washington---President Bush unveiled his newest addition to the Cabinet this morning, the Secretary of Pimps.
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