Disney/Pixar Reunited

Funny story written by dav

Friday, 30 January 2004

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The Disney Thingy

BURBANK, CA--After nearly two whole days of separation, Steve Jobs and Michael Esiner have resumed the former contract and decided that they just can't live without each other. When the relationship had resolved, Jobs had flipped Michael the bird and screamed 'Up Yours!'

When asked what has suddenly changed his mind, Jobs former Apple Computer guru and now CEO of PIXAR Animation, said, "I just need the money, oh yeah, and I need concrete stability; and that is all I need too."

Eisner who is in no way threatened by the pathetic ill tempered antics of Roy Disney who has earmarked a clan to oust the longtime executive of the Walt Disney Company, spoke brilliantly when he said, "If it were not for our marketing, TOY STORY would have bombed, nationally and definitely abroad. And it never would have reached another continent without our talents, and that is word!"

While it was dramatically unclear why Mr. Eisner started to drift in to some unquestionable ghetto slang, his 'word' did touch the stockholders, and he was unanimously re-elected to Chairman of the Board.

Had it not been for the fear of loosing money, Steve Jobs would have run yet another company in to the ground.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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