Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion
ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL-John Kerry, the 60-year-old Democratic Presidential frontrunner, admitted to Botox injections but later said that he was mistaken and claimed he hadn't had them. The confusion occurred when a French reporter asked him about t...
Read full storyWhite House Aide Leaks Template for Bush's State of the Union Address
In a stunning leak from the White House, a Microsoft Word template has been forwarded to news sources around the world. Reportedly taken directly from the White House's servers, the bottom left margin of the document shows path name
Read full storyIn The News Today: Absolutely Nothing
If it's really true that no news is good news, then I've got great news for you, today there is no news. This morning, people turned on their TVs, fired up their web browsers, picked up their newspapers and turned on their radios to find o...
Read full storyNext "Survivor" Underway
Los Angeles, CA- Mark Burnett, producer and creator of the popular "Survivor" reality series on CBS, announced taping is underway for "Survivor: Antarctica", set to premier next fall.
Read full storyFinancially strapped Howard Dean to pay campaign workers with free medical treatment
Thanks to stinging losses in Iowa and New Hampshire, the presidential campaign of Howard Dean has become strapped for cash.
Read full storyCelebrity Photographer Honored For Work In Mug Shots
LOS ANGELES, CA-The stars were out last night as the LA Chamber of Commerce celebrated the career of it's most well known and over worked photographer Mr. Maximilian Albrecht III.
Read full storyMcDonald's Retire Ronald's Number Burger Battles Blur Businesses
The Happy-Meal smile is a thing of the past, salty french-fries are off the menu, and if your server forgets their hair-net or your sales receipt, step-up in line for a free dinner! Welcome to the newest reincarnation in eating -- this is not your g...
Read full storyKay: Iraq War Due to Lack of Intelligence
David Kay, Chief US Weapons Inspector, has blamed the Iraq War on a lack of adequate intelligence, namely George Bush's and his own, as well as every other official in the White House. "I don't know why everyone i...
Read full storyMurdoch Buys BBC
After his loyalty during the Hutton drama, Rupert Murdoch will be allowed to table a bid before parliament for the BBC. Murdoch's News Corp. papers proved their loyalty to the Government by printing details of the leaked Hutton report, before opposi...
Read full storyBrazilian Judge awarded prize from Hitler Commemoration Institute
Julier Sebastiao da Silva, the Brazilian Federal judge who contended that fingerprinting of particular foreigners travelling by air into the United States recalled the "worst horrors committed by the Nazis," was awarded the 2003 'Errine...
Read full storyOh, Kay, David
Weapons Inspector David Kay has finally admitted what the rest of us have known all along...namely that Saddam Hussein really had no weapons of mass destruction. However, Mr. Kay has offered a convincing explanation as to how he could be so stup...
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