Mars Rover "Spirit" Conspiracy By George Bush Revealed
NASA-The failed attempt by President Bush to cover up Spirit's loss of contact for weeks has finally imploded in on him. As previously reported UK's Mars rover "Beagle" attacked it and destroyed it[/link[. Embarrassed by his lack of rocket science...
Read full storyHoward Dean Bigs Himself Up
Democratic Presidential hopeful Howard Dean inflated has himself to thrice the size of a hippo in a desperate attempt to win favour with the voters of New Hampshire.
Read full storyHoward Dean Amputates Hand To Show He's Serious
In a bid to recover media attention that he's lost since placing third in Iowa, Democratic Presidential candidate Howard Dean had his right hand whacked off.
Read full storyPresident Bush Unmasked as Satirical Comedian
In a shock announcement President George W Bush admitted that his Presidency was just a joke that went a bit too far.
Read full storyVideo Games blamed for Increase in Wars.
An increase in the number of Wars in the last decade is being blamed on the rise of evil video games that glamorise genocide, a new report suggests. The War Reduction Committee cites recent games like Battlefield 1942 and Command and Conquer General...
Read full storyGovernment Minister "Looks a bit Creepy"
Foreign Secretary Jack Straw looks a bit creepy, according to Croydon housewife Iris Little. "He looks a bit scary, it's as if there is something of the devil in him. Look at his smug little face, he has the kind of warped visage that attracts lynch...
Read full storySecrets of Saddam's hole
On a routine investigation of Saddam's hole corporal Nathan Boon made a most unexpected discovery. Having made the search on numerous occasions you can imagine Boon's surprise when he walked in to find none other than Elvis Aaron Presley play...
Read full storyDean Beats Kerry to Bloody Pulp in Row Over Iowa Loss
Portsmouth, NH Things got ugly on the campaign trail today when previous front-runner (and current underdog after last Monday's Iowa Caucus) Howard Dean, beat the living tar out of his opponent, John Kerry.
Read full storyRowling agonises over Potter sex scene
Harry Potter is to lose his virginity in JK Rowling's next book of the eponymous children's series - but the popular author is remaining tightlipped about who his first bedfellow will be.
Read full storyLib Dems go for legalisation
Lib Dem. Leader Charles Kennedy announces his parties plans to legalise dope if elected.
Read full storyFrench Schools Ban Nike Products
France's fight to keep religion out of schools has entered new, and some say absurd, territory. Teachers and some sporting figures fumed Wednesday over a government minister's call to ban anything with the Nike name or logo on it.
Read full storyCannabis Downgraded to Class C drug...Rape, Murder and Arson to follow.
The Government has gone ahead with its controversial plans to downgrade classification of the drug Cannabis from a Class B to Class C substance. This means that the drug will no longer be an arrestable offence, although still illegal to posses or sel...
Read full storyBerlusconi set to join dictators club
Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks set to join global politicians' most prestigious body - the Deposed Dictators' Society.
Read full storyLocal man un-earths A-BOMB in back yard
Council Bluffs, Iowa-- Robert Walker, a local man, today got the attention of local police when he called 911 and told the operator that he found an atomic bomb in his backyard, while mowing his lawn. When the operator asked why he was mowing his law...
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