Shaaaaarrroooonnnn: A dramatic update

Funny story written by rossc007

Thursday, 22 January 2004

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Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon says he will not resign amidst bribery allegations unless it is made "worth his while".

Sharon said "I've got a sweet deal here and I'm going to ride it like a rodeo bronco."

"I have been given many presents in my time in office, wine, chocolates, metal suitcases, loot bags to reject them would be un-diplomatic and thats all my country needs right now. If I am guilty of anything, its of caring too much, to which I plead guilty."

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