Written by Blind Fool -••-

Thursday, 22 January 2004

NASA-The failed attempt by President Bush to cover up Spirit's loss of contact for weeks has finally imploded in on him. As previously reported here on the spoof, UK's Mars rover "Beagle" attacked it and destroyed it.

Embarrassed by his lack of rocket science knowledge with space as the future battlefield, Bush and Cheney forced the news agencies via threats and intimidation, to suppress the knowledge.

But they didn't count on the internet-especially TheSpoof.com. Thanks to this site the story broke (and just now people are finally believing it because so-called "better" news sources are now revealing it).

However, others are theorizing that NASA still has complete control over the craft and that the new news is a ploy to "wag the dog." The theory postulates that Spirit is now burrowing into Mars in order to tap into its abundant oil supply.

This theory is, however, wrong. The original story posted on this site has the backing of the Lowton Brothers, the writer and his source (his mom).


The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: NASA, Mars

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