Wot ! --No Spam ?
The ‘War on Terror' took on a more sinister aspect, yesterday, when George W Bush revealed that ‘Suicide Spammers' had kidnapped the entire world's stock of unsolicited e-mails, and were keeping them against their will, at unknown web-addresses.
Read full storyBlack Hole Discovered Inside Post Office
Billings, Montana - Scientists are now claiming that a cosmic disturbance known as a black hole has popped into existence inside a local post office here.
Read full storySport Selection Error in Athens Olypiad
It has been revealed today that Athenian Olympic Officials have made a blunder over their chosen guest sports.
Read full storyWorld Idol In Hot Soup, and other Idol News
After Last Night's announcement, World Idol winner Kurt Nilsen, from Norway, has been offered an advertising deal, by Campbell's Soup. Nilsen, who sports a huge gap between his teeth, will be seen on billboards all over the world, sucking soup throug...
Read full storyThe Godfather plans to buy BBC
In an interview with The Daily Mobster, The Godfather has made clear his intent to buy the world famous news network, BBC. The Godfather told The Daily Mobster's correspondent Johnny Stamboli that he had plans to buy the B...
Read full storyA Bird in hand
President Bush spent New Year's Day slaughtering quail and urging Americans to eat beef, despite the threat of Mad Cow Disease. In a statement reminiscent of the President urging Americans to spend money in the aftermath of the stock market crash and...
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