Written by MaX3d

Friday, 2 January 2004

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The Godfather meets the BBC Officials

In an interview with The Daily Mobster, The Godfather has made clear his intent to buy the world famous news network, BBC. The Godfather told The Daily Mobster's correspondent Johnny Stamboli that he had plans to buy the British Broadcasting Corporation.

In his first interview to any news daily in ten years, The Godfather told that he wanted to buy the news network for "propaganda purposes". "I want to bring in new young Italians to the wonderful world of gang violence and organized crime." The Godfather was quoted as saying.

"Young Sicilians don't wanna kill people or transport drugs anymore. They all wanna' join the police or the army or do all that goody goody stuff" he said. The transfer of management can be expected somewhere around mid June.

He was also quoted as saying that the BBC will be renamed as the Sicillian Mafia Broadcast Corporation.

"The SMBC will provide completely biased views on the current scenario. We will also run programmes like the HARDShot replacing current HARDTalk which will be more 'interesting' to our viewers." said Mr. Eddie Bellini who is reportedly going to be made the Chairman of the SMBC by The Godfather, that is, if he is not shot dead before that.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Godfather

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