Welsh Nationalists Plan Barnyard Vote
The Welsh nationalist party, Plaid Cymru has announced their intentions to allow farm animals to be able to vote in elections.
Read full storyIt's Official - Bullshit makes you Bald
Scientists have found more evidence for a possible link between hair loss and long-term use of bullshit. A study of more than 1,300 bald men in Texas shows that those who began their bullshitting before 1980 increased their chance of becoming follically challenged by 40 percent. Among those who used permanent rather than non-permanent bullshit, who chose complete bullshit — and who bullshit...
Read full storyUS Election Latest: Putin Storms Ahead in Polls
Russian President Vladimir Putin has shot into the lead in the race for the American White House after a stunning electoral result in the Republican Primaries.
Read full storyNew F.B.I. Style British Police Force to Be Run From Bombay Call - Centre
Tony Blair has ordered a radical shake-up of the way that Great Britain is policed, following complaints from police officers.
Read full storyBush: War was Kerry's Fault
President George Bush has released a statement accusing the Democratic Party in general and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in particular of forcing him to go to war against Iraq. "As the American People know, I was against the war from the start,"...
Read full storyPaperboy's Union Begins Disassociation Proceedings
The paperboy's union, G.U.N.P.A.M.D, has joined the Rail and Maritime Workers in leaving the Labour Party. The leader of the union, 15 year old Dean Graham made a speech yesterday to the Home Delivery Workers at ‘Scott's News' in Chelmsford while the...
Read full storyBlair Announces Public Enquiry
Tony Blair today announced to launch a public enquiry into governmental spending waste on public enquiries. He said in an interview: "It was important to evaluate the overall impact on the treasury of having so many public enquiries". He al...
Read full storyU.S. To Outlaw Facial Hair In Iraq
In an effort to start "cleaning up" Iraq, President Bush announced today that facial hair would no longer be permitted on any Iraqi citizen.
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