Bush clones in South Korea
Seoul, South Korea - President Kim Dae-Jung, president of South Korea and hitherto a strong ally of the United States, went on national televisions today to try to bring to an end the crisis which has gripped the country over the past seven d...
Read full storyBush Defends War Record
Houston, Texas - President George W. Bush issued his most virulent defense to date of his war record in the light of attacks from the Kerry Campaign HQ. While answering questions from an audience during a conversation on parental options and s...
Read full storyGibson Denies Jesus was Fetishist
Hollywood, CA, U.S.A. - Mel Gibson, controversial Director of the film The Passion of Christ has issued a statement regarding the film denouncing those who have accused him of portraying the Lord as an S&M fetishist.
Read full storyPresident Blames "Faulty Intelligence" For Wrong Date Of Rapture
President Bush said he would call for an independent, non-denominational commission to investigate intelligence failures regarding the predicted date of the Rapture.
Read full storyCorey Haim Primed for HUGE Comeback
Corey Haim, star of such blockbusters as Demolition High and The Double 0 Kid announced today that he is finally ready to return to the silver screen and please his legions of fans.
Read full storyQueen Refuses Gift of Corgi
London, England, U.K. - Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth II has issued an official statement regarding her refusal of a "gift" from Princess Anne of one Welsh Corgi, the royal palace staff announced.
Read full storyKoreans Klone - themselves?
There's a proverb in South Korea - "It's a man and his wife and children eat dog world" - which sums up the phlegmatic oriental attitude to life and all its woes. In the land which invented moveable type and the twenty quid microwave there's a deep a...
Read full storyKarl Rover Lands on Mars
At approximately 6 a.m. this morning, after many tense hours of nail-biting and caffeine overindulgence, the technicians at NASA's Mars Colonization Initiative Center were pleased to announce that the third Mars rover, better known as the Karl Rover,...
Read full storyAnna K's Valentine's Game
Miami, Florida, U.S.A. - In a surprising game that left spectators baffled, Anna Kournikova served up boyfriend Enrique Iglesias' heart today in what was consider a Valentine's Day horror tennis spectacle.
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