
President Denies Codpiece
Washington D.C. -- The White House press office issued a release denying assertions that George Bush was wearing a codpiece last May when he alighted from a Navy S-3B Viking fighter onto the deck of the aircraft carrier Abraham Lincoln.
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Dems Question Bush's Age, Claim He Couldn't Have Been In '72 Alabama
Washington -- It appears that President Bush is not as old as he has previously led everyone to believe. Accusations from an unknown reliable source claim that the leader of the free world is only 30 years old; which would make his age a negative-two...
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Iron Jock 2004
The Iron Jock 2004 title will be up for grabs this weekend at Disneyland water park. Iron Jocks from all around the world will make their way to the destination and battle their way to see who is 2004 Iron Jock of the year.
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