Iron Jock 2004

Funny story written by Mike Elliott

Saturday, 14 February 2004

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Iron Jock: Jack Jackson winner of last years Iron Jock

The Iron Jock 2004 title will be up for grabs this weekend at Disneyland water park. Iron Jocks from all around the world will make their way to the destination and battle their way to see who is 2004 Iron Jock of the year.

The day will include some events to be remembered. "Swimming with a crown of thorns down the spedos" and the "Wedgy in the edgy" event is to be the main attraction.

Last years Iron Jock, Jack Jackson says "I'm back, and ready to go and no one can stop me!"

Organisers of the event are hoping that Olympic officials will take a peek and hopefully have it as an Olympic event. This is likely as it has full support of most officials.

Event Starts Saturday 10am with a free lunch and free entry. so bring the kids!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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