Rummy offers annual elections in Cuba
Dear Donald ‘Ducky' Rumsfeld, chief jailer to the war criminals of Guantanamo Bay, has offered the olive branch or fig leaf of democracy to the evil non-Christian people-hating child-killing blood-sucking hyphen-breeding terrorist monsters who refuse...
Read full storyClear Channel Communications Makes Bid For Cheerios Brand
In a press release today, Clear Channel announced it has been in talks with General Mills to purchase the Cheerios brand of cereal.
Read full storyCondoleezza Rice Goes On Date
Washington, DC - National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice went on a date last night, her first since her sophomore year of college. A White House source confirmed that Ms. Rice did indeed go out on a blind date with someone they would only identif...
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New York City--The aura outside of City Hall was calm today when, to the chagrin of those who have nothing to talk to their young relatives about everywhere, heterosexual marriage has been officially outlawed in New York City.
Read full storySaddam Capture: Revealed
Allied forces found a weapon of mass self-destruction in the form of an 8-bit video game console. Special forces units captured the former dictator of Iraq after they found him hidden in a hole playing Baseball Stars on the original Nintendo s...
Read full storyPassion over for Tony and Dubbya
Valentine's Day? You may be giving your loved one whatever they want on this day dedicated to the Patron Saint of lurve - but don't mention it in Downing Street or the White House. The love that dare not speak its name, the love that blossomed to the...
Read full storyItalians riot in protest at Gibson's Christ film
Mel Gibson's new film The Passion of the Christ may be banned in Italy, amid protests that it is anti-Italian.
Read full storyPope Idol
Simon Fuller annouched today that he would do a religious Pop Idol. Pope Idol should hit UK screens later this year dubbed the "holy man's Pop Idol".
Read full storyBush: Read My Lips---No New Wars
Baghdad- President George W. Bush kicked off his campaign for his second term in the Oval Office by re-defining his strategy.
Read full storyLeft is Right: Driving Changes To Affect America
A new reform has been anounced to change from driving on the right side of the road to the left side of the road.
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