I'm on Google, Therefore, I Am
Athens - At the World Philosopher's Conference, the world's smartest philospher Socrates Jones proved that people and things only exist if they can be found on Google.
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(Blakeslee, PA) Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods, a band briefly famous for its 1974 hit, "Billy, Don't Be A Hero", has gone on record as describing president George W. Bush as "dumb".
Read full storyBush, Cheney Testify Before 9/11 Commission, Say It Was All Clinton's Fault
Washington D.C. The 9/11 Commission today heard testimony from U.S. President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney as to the ac...
Read full storyLeaked George Bush Transcripts Unveil Election Strategy: Sexual Innuendo
In January 2002 the British Prime Minister, Tony Blair, met the leader of the free world "W", to discuss changes in the world's political and social landscape. The following text is an "un-declassified" transcript of a private...
Read full storyGraduate Student Now Embarrassed By Old Email Address
Duluth, MN-University of Minnesota graduate student Ben Arnold admits the past can sometimes be hard to live down, especially when you are forced to revisit it every day. Arnold, a second year Pharmaceutical student, carries his albatross, herblvr...
Read full storyTourists to be banned from new EU states
New EU entrant countries are to be forced to prohibit tourists visting their countries for the first three years of their membership over concerns that eased mobility may result in lost tourism revenue in established EU member states.
Read full storyiTunes extended to allow Burrito Download.
Silicon Valley - It's been one year since Apple launched its iTunes music download service, and by all measures it has been a success. That's not enough though for ambitions CEO Steve Jobs who is now extending the service to include food and snacks...
Read full storyBalkans Erupt After Barflies Rehash Old Argument About Whether Alexander The Great Was Greek
War has once again consumed the Balkans, following an argument in a bar in Skopje as to whether legendary conqueror Alexander The Great was Greek or Macedonian.
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Legendary lost city Atlantis has finally been discovered - by a little girl!...
Read full storyRare Rabbie Burns poem found could be "worth millions"
An unheard poem penned by the famous Scottish poet Robert "Rabbie" Burns was put on auction today at Sothebys in London yesterday, and was said by experts to potentially be worth more than twomillion pounds. The poem, which had lain undiscovered…
Read full storyScientists Now Believe Several U.S. Presidents May Have Been White
(Bethesda) A group of government scientists, employing new technologies in the field of DNA analysis, have reached the surprising conclusion that at least four and perhaps as many as eight past U.S. Presidents may in fact have been "white guys.
Read full storyPresident Totally Freaked Out, Sources Say
Washington - According to sources speaking to The Spoof on condition of anonymity, President Bush is totally freaked out.
Read full storyBush Decries "Fancy Book Learnin'"
Washington -- In an early afternoon press conference, President Bush defended his administration's stance on education cuts, citing executive duty to curtail "all that fancy book learnin'."...
Read full storyRedneck Publishes Roadkill Cookbook
Cousinpoke, Alabama -- Gourmands and publishers alike are basking in the success of America's latest gourmet genius. Clem Dinkley, 47, former tractor-pull aficionado and trapper burned up the New York Times Bestseller list this week with the pub...
Read full storyCyprus: Turks Praise, Greeks Attack Greek-Cypriot 'No' Vote
"It is neither the government nor our diplomatic team that saved Turkey from being dragged down a very dangerous road, but the Greek Cypriots," said Turkish opposition Republican People's Party (CHP) leader Deniz Baykal on Monday.
Read full storyElizabeth Cheney Asks: What Did You Do In the War Daddy?
Vice President Dick (Dick) Cheney, who has been acting as the Administrations attack dog in the John Kerry military service controversy has suddenly found himself on the defensive after Mr. Kerry pointed out that the vitriolic veep had received four...
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