Washington Interns Back John Kerry
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry picked up yet another endorsement today, this one from the Local Interns Professional Services Union.
Read full storyMarch Madness Turns Into April Apathy
"The NCAA tournament is dragging on and on and on. I'm ready to watch some baseball now. I am so bored," Aggie Homerunner said today from her home in Texas.
Read full storyBush and Cheney Agree to Terms of 9/11 Commission Testimony
U.S. President George W. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney had originally refused to testify before the 9/11 Commission, and Bush refused to let National Security Adviser Condoleeza Rice speak publicly. However, after former White House counter-te...
Read full storyFCC Sues Sony; Seeks "Hellboy" Name Change
Hollywood, CA FCC Chairman Michael Powell announced today that it was blocking today's release of the Sony Pictures film "Hellboy", pending out...
Read full storySpears Postpones Cleveland Concert
CLEVELAND - An ailing Britney Spears postponed her concert Thursday night at Gund Arena, her third postponement in as many weeks.
Read full storyQueen to Ride 'Camillas Folly' in Kentucky Derby
The parlous state of the Royal Household's finances was exposed, yesterday when it was announced that The Queen would be riding a Royal Mount in The Kentucky Derby.
Read full storyBrain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat
Doctors at a private clinic in the US claim to have cured a stinking Democrat Party voter of his vile disease using brain surgery. 31-year-old Dabney Icepick vows he will now only ever vote Republican.
Read full storyKofi Annan pleased with Kofi Annan Unification Plan for Cyprus
In an interview with international correspondents, UN President Kofi Anan expressed his content with the Cyprus plan presented to the Greek and Turkish Cypriot delegations.
Read full storyCondoleezza Rice To Tell All (lies)
April 4,2004 White House National Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice will now testify before the 9/11 Commission after yet another abrupt turn a...
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