Not content with inflaming anti-U.S. passions in the Middle East over it's invasion and mishandling of Iraq, President George ( Who cares about a bunch of Rag Heads?) Bush has gone to the next level by endorsing Israel's plan to unilaterally change the borders of Palestine, reversing decades of American policy, as well as it's own highly vaunted "Road Map For Peace".
Unnamed Administration Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of anonymity said, " We figured what the hell, the Arab world already hated us and if we could con all the Jewish voters in America into thinking that we actually liked them and cared about their shitty little country then we could cop some more votes in the election. Don't get me wrong, I like Jews personally, not in my Country Club or living next door or anything crazy like that, but they make great doctors and The Nanny was a funny show. In fact, if they hadn't murdered our Savior, Jesus Christ, I might even believe they all won't burn in hell."
When asked about the departure from the Road Map For Peace Waterhouse, speaking on the condition of more anonymity said, " You see, that's another one of those funny homonym things...It was actually the Road Map For Piece, not Peace. You know, you take a Piece of Gaza, a Piece of the West Bank and so on. The papers wrongly thought we meant Peace and since it sounded better, especially at a time when we were taking over our own little Piece of the Arab world, we let it slide."