Roach Party Runs up Grocery bill!
Last night I woke up at about 3 a.m. My Stomach grumbled about how I never feed him and how I never ask him if HE's ready to go to bed.
Read full storyCarr's "convenient changes" continue.
A startling announcement was made today when Maxine Carr went back on everything she has ever said in her life. On trial for attempting to pervert the court of justice and assisting an offender, Carr had previously gone on record to call her ex, who...
Read full storyA Different Threat
Four Al Qaida Terrorists wearing flowing robes and keffiyahs were driving a rented Subaru Legacy Outback along a back road in Americas Catskill Mountains. They had a picture of Osama Bin Laden, you remember the one with Burt from the Muppets in the b...
Read full storyTraffic Warden Fines introduced.
Tony Blair yesterday announced plans to introduce an unlimited fining system by which traffic wardens can be penalised for a wide variety of behaviour. The fines, starting at £30 can be imposed by any member of the public whilst a warden is on duty i...
Read full storyThe knife to be discontinued!
Shock news on that Trevor McDonald show last night, what's it called? Well whatever it is called, the basic fact is that the humble knife, that modest kitchen utensil, is to be discontinued from production.
Read full storyStudents Sex and Alcohol Levels Fall To Record Low
Student leaders were celebrating Tony Blair's decision to scrap top up fees for university courses.
Read full storyTom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia
American Superstar Tom Cruise has been cured of Dyslexia, Tokyo General Hospital announced recently.
Read full storyWho's the Bitch? The Hardest Part of Being Gay
A recent poll from the Defence Department of Statistics (DDS) has concluded the number one difficulty of being a homosexual in America, is deciding who will assume the 'bitch' role in the relationship.
Read full storyNun But The Best
My friend from up the street, who shall remain nameless so I won't get her in trouble for telling you this, her name is Linda Paglione, just moved up to this area full time after growing up in Brooklyn, NY. She started this past school year with...
Read full storyClint Eastwood to Play Batman, Really
Hollywood, CA- Warner Bros. has just announced the long-awaited cast of the new Batman movie, with a stunning coup d'etat in the lead role: Clint Eastwood.
Read full storyGatswasm honours 'pixel man'
GATSWASM, KNT VLLY- Despite suffering a rare condition known as Bollschitts Pixelation Syndrome, Charlie Plowman has won an award for Gatswasm's best local radio presenter.
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