Saddam Found in Perspex Box
Saddam Hussain was captured by US Forces after they raided a suspect location near Tower Bridge in London.Read full story
Rooney loses out on Sports Personality award after attack on Wilkinson
Football goldenboy Wayne Rooney sensationally forfeited the BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award last night - after headbutting eventual winner Johnny Wilkinson just moments before the live event was aired.Read full story
Michael Jackson Verdict
NEVERLAND RANCH -- After a tolling and restless trial, Michael Jackson was found unanimously innocent by the Los Angeles Superior Court on Thursday afternoon. Standing arm-in-arm with his lawyer, Michael bid a fond greeting complete with silly laugh...Read full story
Salvation Army Takes Paris
Word has arrived that the suburbs of Paris, France (not Texas) were this morning echoing with the sounds of brass band music as forward elements of the Salvation Army made major advances on the French Capital.Read full story
Barrymore forgiven by public AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER six series were awarded to disgraced TV host, Michael Barrymore, after the flagging star, opened his heart and confessed, AGAIN!...Read full story
Saddam: "Being found was good for my career"
Saddam Hussein, who was discovered near Tikrit at the weekend, has had a career resurgence since his capture a few days ago. The Iraqi dictator, who reigned over his people cruelly for years, had barely registered a blip in the tabloids for months pr...Read full story
Saddam released with caution
Adhul, Iraq, in what was described by US Defence Secratary, Donald Rumsfeld as "The very definition of swift justice", Saddam Hussein has been processed, booked and released on three seperate charges of 'breach of the peace', 'e...Read full story
Watch This, Boy
I was sitting at my computer, happily tapping away, writing another little dream sequence about our illustrious leaders when my wife walked by and started reading over my shoulder. “ You know, you should be careful about what you’re writing. You’re probably on some FBI watch list by now.”...Read full story