U.S. Seized By NUTS

Funny story: U.S. Seized By NUTS

Close on the heels of the worldwide SARS scare, and with the country battling a burgeoning influenza epidemic, the U.S. Center for Disease Control has released the results of its investigation of a mysterious ailment appearing in many states.

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Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

I shouldn’t have put my name on the National Do Not Call Registry. This morning, just as I was relaxing with my sixteenth cup of coffee, there was a knock at the door. I opened it up and there was a guy standing before me with two telephone receivers in his hand. “Can I help you?” I ask, a little taken aback. The fellow held up a finger, the first one, so don’t worry, and handed me one o...

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War Erupts At Disney World

Funny story: War Erupts At Disney World

After the Seven Dwarves Security Council had passed resolution after resolution to force Donald Duck, ducktator of Frontierland, to allow weapons inspections in his part of the theme park, President Mickey Mouse ordered an invasion by Main Street USA...

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Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

Funny story: Queen slams Anne in Christmas Speech

The Queen's Christmas Day speech was recorded at an Army barracks this year - because it was the only place where Her Majesty felt safe from Princess Anne's killer dog.

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Keown to star in new Apes film

Funny story: Keown to star in new Apes film

Arsenal footballer Martin Keown has landed a cameo role in the new Planet of the Apes film, set for release late next year.

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Stupid Slogans

Funny story: Stupid Slogans

You know, there is an advertising slogan so illogical and frustrating that I cannot and will not allow it to go uncritiqued anymore (I have been losing sleep over this). It is for a certain chain of restaurants here in America (maybe started abroad). The restaurant is Outback Steakhouse and it's slogan is — No Rules, Just Right.

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