The Queen Auctions Her Knees On eBay
The British public began to ponder the financial soundness of the Royal Family, when The Queen put her knee transplants for auction with eBay.Read full story
Gore Endorses Self, Commits Suicide
In a posthumous interview, Al Gore answered questions about this unforeseen turn of events.Read full story
Cradle of Filth to be Christmas Number 1
The latest UK music singles sales figures suggest that Death Metal band Cradle of Filth are on course for their first Christmas number 1.Read full story
Pull off into paradise?
A boarding house situated in Blackpool has been charged with false advertising. Their slogan ‘pull off into paradise' has been targeted by the police because of its misleading nature. One policeman said ‘this catchphrase suggests that the boarding ho...Read full story
Family ‘top', tap champs…. And breathe
Its been announced this morning that the family of tap dancers, stage name ‘family top', have been declared the champions of UK tap. The competition, which took place last night in the quiet town hall of Bedims, was watched by a few locals, who where...Read full story
Statue of Liberty To Have New Home!
The Statue of Liberty was purchased by a Baptist Church in the Heartland of the U.S. today. The First Church of Baptist purchased the landmark from the city of New York for a whopping 235 million dollars.Read full story