A New Alternative to Fossil Fuels?
Several days ago eyewitnesses at a Californian dock caught a glimpse of what appeared to be a man producing fire from his hiney-hole!...Read full story
Britains foxes violated by invisible man!
Britain's wildlife has been turned into a disturbing national house of fornication by The Invisible Man.Read full story
Saddam was in the Mafia!
Recent studies of Mr. Hussein's bunker have revealed a secret journal entitled "My whole, mad f**k**g life" containing revelations that some 20 or so years ago, Saddam flew to Sicily and enrolled in a local mob. For several years he was...Read full story
Wave of Fast-Food Mascot Serial Murders Has Police Baffled
A shocked fast-food community is trying to come to grips with a wave of killings that apparently is only targeting their own super star personalities.Read full story
Court OK's Pot for Pain
With the courts bench piled high with Dorito's Nacho Corn Chips, M&M's, empty ice cream dishes and Pepsi cans, the U.S. 9th District Court of Appeals upheld the use of medical marijuana in spite of a 1970 Federal law that prohibits the use of all pot...Read full story
Sexy Suicide Bombers Get Their Kits Out
Christmas-time has traditionally proved difficult for the terrorist family.Read full story
Babes to Split
One of Britains most succesful girl bands the Sugabaes are to split under a cloud of controversy. The group have been plagued with so-called rumours since newest band member Heidi Range joined in 2000.Read full story
Saddam Recounts Turkey-ish Ordeal; Complains to ACLU
We all thought Thanksgiving was over. But for Saddam Hussein, it seems that it will always be a never-ending nightmare.Read full story
TV Talk: Trista Pregnant, Ryan Furious
Confirming circulating rumors that have been the buzz of the underground reality TV circuit, Trista (of "The Bachelorette" and "Trista & Ryan's Wedding" fame) has confirmed that she is indeed with child... and it's NOT Rya...Read full story