Sixth Harry Potter book to be X-rated
Bloomsbury has only just announced that the sixth Harry Potter book, the name revealed to be "Harry Potter and the Bondage of Volemort" is to be X-rated. The announcement is set to devastate millions of youngsters across the world.
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Eight-year-old Jennifer Diggles has vowed never to trust her parents again after discovering how they have repeatedly lied, tricked and deceived her throughout her short, innocent childhood.
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Following a more thorough search of Saddam's bunker in Tikrit American soldiers came across this ''unusual'' photo underneath his pillow along-side a red rose and 2lbs of viagra.
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Saint's wide receiver Joe Horn, was found Wednesday curled up in a fetal position in the bathroom at his home. He was naked and shivering and was quoted as saying, "I want my mommy." His friends who found him were surprised that the quiet and humble...
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Russian President Vladimir Putin has once again called the United States invasion of Iraq "unjustified" citing a lack of United Nations support. He was especially critical of U.S. President George W. Bush, saying, "That guy's been creeping me out eve...
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A California Judge has ordered the immediate release of Charles Manson from prison. Manson was serving a life sentence after he was convicted of seven counts of first-degree murder almost 35 years ago.
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If you can get ahead when all about you are losing...
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