Saddam has BIN LAID-EN

Funny story written by Agent Anonymous

Thursday, 18 December 2003

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Bin Laden and Saddam sharing an 'Intamate moment'

Following a more thorough search of Saddam's bunker in Tikrit American soldiers came across this ''unusual'' photo underneath his pillow along-side a red rose and 2lbs of viagra.

The find has excited American and British political figures who are claiming the latest find is the next step towards proof of WMDs in Iraq.

"The 2 POUNDS of viagra is a clear tip-off that these man always bought in dangerous bulks. I mean, really, it's a weapon of mass seduction, ain' t it."

Indeed, we are inclined to remark cheekily that 2 pounds of viagra would give them both very "dangerous bulks" indeed.

Saddam and Bin Laden (if they can ever find the sod) are soon to be interrogated about this ''secret alliance''.
This strange oddysee of nature is sure to further tarnish the image of these already outlawed and exiled political figures.

More on this story as or when it happens.

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