Manchester United and England slaphead Wayne Rooney has sustained a freak injury. The footballer will be out of action for several weeks after being rejected by his hair transplant. Rooney is reported to have spent several thousand pounds at a H...
Ryan Giggs, Manchester United's publicity shy, midfield-maestro and all round legend, has been offered a lifeline out of Old Trafford, by none other than Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp. It is believed that Redknapp feels that now is the time for Giggs...
King Kenny Dalglish is all set to rock the football world to its foundations with a shock double transfer swoop, with the focus on Tottenham, and bitter rivals Manchester United. King Kenny has apparently authorised club officials to enter into ne...
In the latest White Hart Lane sensation, Spurs boss Harry Redknapp has revealed that he is all set to lodge a £12 million shock bid for Britain's Got Talent Runner-Up, Ronan Parke. Insiders say that Tottenham scouts were keeping a close eye on the...
Spurs boss Harry Redknapp is reported to be working on his most audacious transfer coup yet, by luring unsettled Argentinian striker, Carlos Tevez away from Manchester City. Tevez revealed in an Argentinian TV interview that he isn't happy with hi...
Sensational news just in from the Lane - Spurs are currently involved in transfer bids for just about everybody who might possibly be available in the summer transfer window. A spokesman for the club this morning confirmed that offers have been ma...
Spurs boss, Harry Redknapp, having almost secured the signing of Joe Cole from Liverpool, hasn't ruled out the possibility of making a move on North London rivals Arsenal, for Samir Nasri. Harry was quick to shrug off rumours connecting Nasri with...
Wayne Rooney has officially admitted having a hair transplant to stop him going even balder. The recommendation for the transplant came from his main sponsors, N+k+, because they believe at 25 he's too ugly to follow in the footsteps of an ageing Bec...
After another dismal performance and the usual bullshitting excuses from their pathetic trainer, Capello, (burn out my butt) England continue to prove to the world that they are second-class citizens and just utter crap. The Premier League maybe o...
Wayne Rooney has confirmed that he is recovering from having had a brain transplant. The Man Utd and England striker announced through his agent that he had had a 3 day operation in an exclusive Harley Street clinic after being given an ultimatum...
England manager Fabio Capello has laid the blame for Joe Hart's 2 monumental Wembley blunders firmly at the feet of the English Premier League. The 24 year old Manchester City man, who is regarded by many as the best keeper the national side has h...
The re-election of Sad Bladder as president of international football orgainsation FIFA for a 17th term was a close run for the 92 year-old former Austrian welly-throwing champion. Despite being the only candidate in the election, which was scruti...
The statue of Michael Jackson is poised to become the new manager at Craven Cottage. Fulham owner Mohamed Al Fayed has been locked in talks with the statue all day and has finally got his man. The 'mover and shaker' Al Fayed has told reporters...
Dundee United fans have volunteered to do work at their ground in an attempt to save the club money. The Tangerine supporters have followed the lead from their rivals across the road - Dundee , who only recently came out of their second period of...
West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect. East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters: "We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...
Austrian FIFA boss, Sepp Blatter, is changing future bids for countries hoping to host the World Cup. He has had enough of other FIFA board members being charmed with mega-bucks and bribed to vote for certain oil-rich countries. In the future, the co...
Just when Sepp Blatter thought it was safe to deposit slush-hush money in his Swiss bank account, a late, second candidate has blown in and declared himself for the controversial presidency of international football association FIFA. The late Osam...
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