Following a meeting between India's home secretary, all the top pooh-bahs and mucky-mucks from India's domestic security agencies and the government's Telecom babus the Indian Govt threatened today to block BlackBerry's corporate and e-mail services...
12 NAUTICAL MILES OFF THE COAST OF BRITISH COLUMBIA: Ahoy there!! A Thai cargo ship loaded with its illegal cargo of Tamil Tigers is expected to enter Canadian territorial waters early Friday. In preparation for their arrival, Sher Khan, Canada'...
Former US Veep, Dan "Potatoe"-head Quayle's son Ben appears to be following in the family's footsteps. On Wednesday - the newest member of the spelling-challenged Quayles - jumped on the "Diss Obama" bandwagon. Ben, a Republican liar, er....lawye...
SRINAGAR, KASHMIR: There is something seriously wrong when educated Kashmiri youths - many with college degrees, successful academic careers and thriving businesses - give it all up to become professional stone-pelters. It beggars disbelief that the...
PAWKISSTAWN: The Turkish government has offered its "Muslim ally" and fair-weather friend Pakistan 5 million turkeys in flood-aid. Pak Prez Asif Ali Zardari aka "Mr. 10%"- just returned from a summer holiday in his British castle where he relaxed...
LONDON-ISTAN: Britain's national tourism agency has issued a raft of etiquette guidelines to educate its snarky, obnoxious, anti-social, abusive citizens on how to welcome "hundreds of foreign visitors" coming to London for the 2012 Summer Olympics.
CANADA: Speaking at a Conference for Scientists, Stephen Hawking says the human race is angry, greedy to the point of absolute gluttony and is growing at an unprecedented rate. As a result humans are rapidly depleting our planet natural resources a...
DOWNING STREET: The Cam-Clegg coalition has proudly announced the appointment of Mahatma Gandhi as Head of the School Nutrition Council. Speaking to reporters PM Dave-Cam said: "As you know I recently went to India with my begging bowl. I met w...
Mancunian psychic-health care worker Daphne Moon went on national TV and broke the shocking news: "I'm 'avin Dr. Crane's baby". Delighted reporters yelled "Cheers", congratulating a skulking Dr.Niles Crane only to discover they had the wrong Dr...
Desperate to save their jobs and facing annihilation in the mid-term elections Democratic politicians have reverted to their familiar abuse of all things foreign. To wit: Democrat Senator Charles E. Schumer's ridiculous branding of leading Indian I...
WASHINGTON: US President Barack Obama told Americans that the economy was back to being robust and competitive and there was no danger of American jobs going to countries like China, India or Germany. "When I took office, we put in place a new eco...
LONDON: The Con-Lib Dem coalition government denied that it was proposing to scrap the 'free-milk' for school kids. PM Cameron's office said it planned to continue giving free milk each school day to children under the age of 5. Mr.Cameron's spoke...
ROME: Cardinal Burl O'Scooney a leading Vatican authority and future Pope contender says Italy's political leaders are 'incapable' of fixing the country's economy and are only indulging in squabbles while pursuing self interests. Terming the beha...
Yang Linchuan of the Sun Yat-sen Academy of Arts and Sciences shocked his classroom full of students by stripping naked. He did this so that they would have a live model to work from. Mr. Yang said he was forced to strip when the female model he...
Wills and Kate together at last! A report says Prince William and Kate Middleton are all set to marry next summer. The lovebirds have been together for nearly 10 years and will soon turn into a pair of geriatric pigeons if they don't do something...
BEIJING: Shocking reports coming out of China show infants and babies developing breasts. Chinese health officials have ordered an investigation into the contents of the baby milk powders fed to them. It is feared that producers of baby-food and oth...
For hundreds of years Biblical scholars have believed that the remains of Noah's Ark were to be found somewhere in the Middle East. Most expeditions had confined their search to parts of Turkey. Now in a breaking news report coming out of the Siache...
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