Written by shea lo

Tuesday, 10 August 2010

BEIJING: Shocking reports coming out of China show infants and babies developing breasts. Chinese health officials have ordered an investigation into the contents of the baby milk powders fed to them. It is feared that producers of baby-food and other infant formulas have been adding excessive hormones to them.

A couple of years ago reports of baby-milk powder tainted with plastic and melamine fillers had led to a clampdown of shoddy factories. However it appears that corrupt & immoral factory owners simply lay low before reverting to adulterating these foods.

Scientists have said the excessive use of hormones and additives in foods today is "common practice world-wide" but is having a devastating effect on the human species.

"Contaminating our environment and bodies with toxic products and fattening the foods we consume with artificial hormones is leading to a rapid decline of our human species. At this rate the human population will be extinct in 200 years", a report from the Boffin Institute of Baffin Island concluded.

American televangelists meeting at the annual "World's Gonna End" convention in Creationville, concluded this was proof of "Armageddon" as they dined at an "All You Can Eat Down-Home American" buffet of processed meats and cheese, hormone fed steaks and simulated whipped cream pies.

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Topics: China

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