A study, headed by Professor J Caringbunny of the Californian Scientific Institute, which was set up to determine why women liked shoes and could not operate simple machinery, such as video recorders or cars, was released today and has concluded that...
Phineas Garfield, president of Garfield Interactive Polls, has admitted that over thirty years of asking Americans questions has brought him to the conclusion that they are mostly morons. Garfield bases this on the answers that are given to him by m...
* The late show top ten list * Paul Schafer * Chronic cirrhosis * Loves too much * Bill Oreilly felafel'd his funny bone * CBS owned by reptillian-like creatures with no sense of humour * He doesn't tell jokes, he just says things, and people laugh cause there stupid * The cbs orchestra not a real orchestra * Conan and Leno pissed on a...
A recent governmental study shows that most American's are bewildered and dumbfounded by the number of useless, senseless, and brainless studies that are done each year by both the government and private sectors.
The results of an extensive and detailed study from the Centra De Observations Humanity at the illustrious University of Nowhere have finally shown that the old adage is indeed correct, people aren't half as stupid as they look. While an accurate and...
Three times a week, at Demster University, a calculus class meets for lecture. It is early. 8:00 AM. For a college student, this is brutal. One hundred and fifty students enter the doors and take their seats. Most drink coffee to wake themselves up. Some listen to IPods. Others read the student paper or talk with friends. But one bright student, sitting in the front of class is drawing with his cr...
Citing the fact that he prayed for hours over the Terri Schiavo case and that God finally told him he would lose the next election if he didn't keep his stupid mouth shut and continue to try to keep her alive, Texas Republican Tom DeLay has become th...
ELBOW, Ariz. -- Alone and downtrodden, former heavyweight great Mike Tyson is beginning to realize how stupid he was and, now broke, is opening up to how stupid he still is.
Amidst the thunderous applause of satirists, late night talk show hosts, and hack comedians everywhere, George Bush surprises none as he yet again does something stupid.
NEW YORK, New York - After waking up in a strange hotel room, Rocker and notorious "bad girl" Courtney Love phoned David Letterman asking if she'd actually made her appearance on his show, and if she'd done anything "stupid&quo...
In a press conference today, that blubbering idiot called President (by right-wing extremists) actually slipped up and admitted that he was stupid. "I'm so stoopid," he said. After realizing his stupid mistake, he retorted, "Aw shu...
In amazingly wonderful news, all those involved in the disgusting situation in Northern Ireland are going to try and sort it out without behaving like stupid and extremely dangerous schoolboys.
At school, sport's day was one of those classic occasions in which the strong survive and the weak get hurt and then later lambasted for it.
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