Written by Blind Fool -••-

Saturday, 20 December 2003

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"Blah, blah-blah, blah-blah-blah, pffft."

In a press conference today, that blubbering idiot called President (by right-wing extremists) actually slipped up and admitted that he was stupid. "I'm so stoopid," he said. After realizing his stupid mistake, he retorted, "Aw shucks."

After being rattled by this mishap, Dub-ya accidentally started reading aloud his outline for world domination (further proving his dumbness-hee hee). It began with his and Cheney's takeover of Iraq's oil refineries to help finance the world-wide coupe, then taking over all of the other third-world countries.

Cheney had to step in and take over the news conference. Man, that Bush sure is stupid and evil.

( ( ( Pssst, see the Discussion Forum... ) ) )

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Topics: Stupid, Conference




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