Former World Champion body builder, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been an on again, off again opponent of gay marriage. He has opposed legislation against same-sex unions but now has come out against an amendment opposing the marriage of lesbian and gay...
Governor Arnold is to award the coveted golden penis award to NBA star Kobe Bryant in an award ceremony later today.
As Eliot "The Whoremaster" Spitzer is being widely declared the Governor of sexsual perversion. Arnold held a news conference at the Playboy mansion with Hugh Hefner at his side.
A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.
SACRAMENTO-After taking several month off due to a lack of material, Arnold Schwarzenegger returns to his role as California Governor. Maria Schriver, his co-star, also returns.
Los Angeles, California - (Detox Mess): Britney Spears has petitioned California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger's private orifice after her Mom told LA psych ward directors the singer's problems all lay in a toxic vagina that "had seen m...
Further details have emerged today about Governor Schwarzenegger and his return to acting. A source close to a source has revealed that the Governor will 'surprise and shock' many people with his choice of comeback film, and already rumours h...
Governor Schwarzenegger today announced his long awaited return to the silver screen.
Former admitted steroid abuser, body builder, actor and now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed in a press conference today that the best way to raise money for the states foundering economy is to steal it.
In an effort to drum up support for propositions 94, 95, 96 and 97, California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger declared that Native Americans still have much to pay back for their attempted slaughter of the white man during the 17th, 18th and 19th cen...
Before California governor "Aaaahnald" Schwarzenegger went under the knife this weekend to remove a metal plate and cables that held his leg together after a skiing accident in Sun Valley last December, doctors asked the encumbered and punc...
Fans of presidential candidate Ron Paul were caught off guard today when California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up at an event for the presidential candidate.
SACRAMENTO - The wildfires which ravaged much of the US state of California last week were finally extinguished Sunday by a single herculean breath from the lungs of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has claimed that he didn't take drugs in the 70's as cannabis is not a drug-it's a leaf.
Fat comic Rosie o Donnell has been elected spokeswoman for Nuclear Energy by Californian Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
In the most surprising development of the 2008 presidential campaign to date, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has emerged as the clear frontrunner, outpolling all other candidates from both parties combined. And nobody is more surprised at...
CALIFORNIA (Sacramento Bee) - Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has appointed public television personality Huell Howser to be the new 'Minister of California'. The surprise announcement happened overnight during a press conference in which Sch...
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