California Governator Arnold Schwarzenegger has claimed that he didn't take drugs in the 70's as cannabis is not a drug-it's a leaf.
The Terminator star claimed that by smoking the banned weed he was in fact helping the environment and making a green statement.
In a further move the Governor has stated that when he is President he will legalise all plant based remedies, describing them as "herbal cures."
- Cannabis of course is a LEAF and will become a "relaxation herbal remedy."
Tobacco is also a LEAF and will become a "stress-relief aid".
Also classed as a LEAF is Cocaine, derived from the coca leaf which will be reclassified as a "herbal mood uplifting treatment."
Opium and Heroin, derived from poppy seed extracts come under a new "garden flowers" category.
Mr Schwarzenegger, who recently met virtually unknown Tory leader David Cameron to discuss green issues also claimed that he never, ever took steroids during his lucrative and successful career. He claims he merely drank protein drinks with "special" ingredients derived from "magic beans".
