Kobe to get Privileged Dick Award

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Thursday, 27 March 2008

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Governor Arnold is to award the coveted golden penis award to NBA star Kobe Bryant in an award ceremony later today.

The award goes to Kobe for his out reach program called S.C.F.A.S.P.E, also known as Second Chance for Falsely Accused Sexual Predator Enterprise. This group is designed to take 'falsely accused' sports icons that were accused of sexually assaulting prostitutes and returning them to former glory.

When announcing the winner of the coveted dick governor Arnold stated, "I'm just happy that I am not the only celebrity that was caught going outside of the marriage vows. Now I'm not the only dick in California."

Camp Kobe is also in talks to fund a new group to supply housing and training to heavily breasted runaway teens. This program is more to help these poor lost souls find safe housing and meaning full careers in adult entertainment.

Learning such valuable skills as dressing sluttish 101, Bad makeup 202, and most importantly Find Bad Attorneys 404.

My how have the mighty fallen.

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