California Gropenator Will Stop Ban on Gay Marriage

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Sunday, 13 April 2008

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The Gropenator pledges allegiance to the fatherland!

Former World Champion body builder, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been an on again, off again opponent of gay marriage. He has opposed legislation against same-sex unions but now has come out against an amendment opposing the marriage of lesbian and gay couples.

The governor who has been accused of sexual molestation and has admitted to illegal steroid use explained his seeming contradictory opinion:

"Aye, Ahnuld the Gropenator haz de abilitee to hold contradictory ohpinyions. It is de dialectic ve superior race volk gets from Feuerbach, Hegel and Marx. I can marry a Kennedy and still be a Nazi and Adolf willing, they vill change the rules and let me run for Feurer, I mean, President!"

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